Gareth Barry Manilow
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Eddie said:Alan Hanson?
He likes us! He usually tips us to win a pot or do well at least.
DontLookBackInAnger said:How can we get to page 3 without David Pleat's name being brought up?
JohnMaddocksAxe said:Everyone.
Everyone hates us. Always have done.
In fact, the Queen has forced Gordon Brown to pass further terrorism laws as a cover for the police being able to arrest anyone who is a City fan on some sort of stitch up. They are going to say that sky blue is an outlawed colour as people wearing it could blend into the sky if they were piloting a hand glider packed with explosives.
I was going to appeal to the UN and Barrack Obama but it turns out that Obama doesn't give a shit because, and I quote "I hate City" and the UN is just a load of rags and short for United.
Also, if you listen to the national anthem backwards it actually says "Fuck City, they shall be crushed". The governement knows about this and just laugh about it.
Argggh, the sky is falling in.
Mëtal Bikër said:Martin Tyler isn't very impressed by us in my opinion.
Hearing Tyler and Andy Greee commentating on a City match i have to turn the sound off and have Magic or GMR on.
So what if there's a 4 second delay, anything's better than hearing the wave of negativity those two spout!