Any pointers for Guinea Pigs

[dublinblue12]

Don't go to Peru

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

 

[NPBlue]

Don't go to Peru

They do like to eat them there, don't they?

I visited Peru 25 years ago and never tried them, but they were usually on the menu.

From memory, they were named Coy, Chy, or something like that.

Hutches with Guinea Pigs inside were a common sight.

 

[JULES]

A delicacy in Peru by all accounts

they eat them here too, and Bolivia, the taste is not bad if Im honest.

 

[Bill Walker]

Mrs just brought home a couple of females. I have never had rodents before. Any pointers on what you need to do with them?

From what I read online, they are just fat bastards and you just keep giving them vegetation?

Absolutely pointless pets.
You feed them, they shit, you clean them out.
That's it.

 

[Magicpole]

They love eating dandelions. Thats all I know about guinea pigs. I know loads of other stuff though.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pet shop near us used to sell them £1.05p each for some reason.

 

[york away to this!]

Pet shop near us used to sell them £1.05p each for some reason.

Guinflation...

 

[N1985]

Don't try and shag one. Never ends well.

 

[Blue Mist]

Pet shop near us used to sell them £1.05p each for some reason.

Perhaps it was because that's what pet shops do.

(giggles)

 

[Kompany Car]

Don't try and shag one. Never ends well.

Or feltching if you're that depraved. Appreciate in the tale below it was a gerbil but be warned...
https://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html

 

[TinFoilHat]

Absolutely pointless pets.
You feed them, they shit, you clean them out.
That's it.

The wife?

 

[DiscoSteve]

Guinflation...

somebody entirely missed the point on this one ;-)

 

[SamTheGuru]

3 days in and all they do is eat and shit. And they shit. And they shit. And they shit. Luckily they seem to be hard pellets.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Mrs just brought home a couple of females. I have never had rodents before. Any pointers on what you need to do with them?

From what I read online, they are just fat bastards and you just keep giving them vegetation?

Get rid of the wife.

 

[SamTheGuru]

Get rid of the wife.

And keep the Guinea Pigs? :D

 

[chaddblue]

We had two. Absolute waste of time. Stink as well

Came back off holiday and they were both dead in the hutch. Think a fox had scared them to death. Apparently they have weak hearts

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Or feltching if you're that depraved. Appreciate in the tale below it was a gerbil but be warned...
https://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html

The audio version is better :-)

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Cellotape them tightly if you are going to fuck them or they will split.

Or so Musty told me.

Is the correct answer…imagine eating them…ew dirty fuckers

 

[Blue Mist]

We had two. Absolute waste of time. Stink as well

Came back off holiday and they were both dead in the hutch. Think a fox had scared them to death. Apparently they have weak hearts

Yes it could have been a fox but my money is on the fact that whilst you were away for a fortnight in Benidorm, they were struggling to open the cage, climb down and walk to the garage to get their food.