Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

[Big Swifty]

I have an unusual skill that is quite useless. If you give me any date in 1947 I can tell ypou instantly which day of the week it fell on. The trouble is, no one ever asks me a date in 1947.

I can also recite from memoey all 18 verses of "Albert and the Lion".

Should I get a life?

 

[117 M34]

 

[ted the grass]

I have an unusual skill that is quite useless. If you give me any date in 1947 I can tell ypou instantly which day of the week it fell on. The trouble is, no one ever asks me a date in 1947.

I can also recite from memoey all 18 verses of "Albert and the Lion".

Should I get a life?

I can recite ' The green eye of the little yellow God'......fortunately it rarely gets requested.

 

[Lavinda Past]

"Off Topic" Shirley?

 

[dickie davies]

Within seconds of my penis entering a woman's vagina, I can make her cum

Sadly, I've never had the opportunity to prove it

 

[willipp]

I can start random threads in main forum instead of off topic.

Edit: Someone else has already claimed that one.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I can turn Rioja into urine

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I can completely restring a tennis racket by hand, using only small hand tools and my arse as a clamp.

 

[iwasthere1968]

I can't ignore daft questions .

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

I can do jigsaws upside down.
I can read writing upside down and back to front.

Mainly doing things upside down.