Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

[Elbow beards]

Apparently I can fit 15 cans of airfix paint up my arse, but not 16.
Typing this, waiting in A&E.

 

[BimboBob]

Despite having a bald head, glasses and being average height I have the brilliant ability to charm the knickers off any woman within 15 paces.

 

[eastmanc]

I pick my nose with my left hand. I'm right handed. How unusual is that.:-)

 

[Kippax77]

Michael Jackson could do that

Haha you tit

 

[CTID1988]

I can scratch my bellend with my big toe

 

[BimboBob]

I can scratch my husbands bellend with my big toe

 

[ganganvince]

I can move my eyebrows independently

 

[Big Swifty]

I can recite ' The green eye of the little yellow God'......fortunately it rarely gets requested.

That's amazing Ted. So can I.
Did you know there are a couple of errors in it? First, "When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night..." well, Katmandu is well north of the tropics. And then there were never any British troops stationed in Nepal.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I can recite the alphabet in 2.73 seconds.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Very funny community radio presenter