Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

I can do jigsaws upside down.
I can read writing upside down and back to front.

Mainly doing things upside down.

Can you build a Lego house upside down?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I have an unusual skill that is quite useless. If you give me any date in 1947 I can tell ypou instantly which day of the week it fell on. The trouble is, no one ever asks me a date in 1947.

I can also recite from memoey all 18 verses of "Albert and the Lion".

Should I get a life?

Why only 1947?
I worked with an autistic bloke and his party trick was you gave him your birth date and he could tell you what day of the week it was on. He was never wrong.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I can juggle my balls

 

[Saddleworth2]

I can tie a Zulu, a whickhams fancy and a yellow dancer all in the same session.

 

[Kippax77]

I can blow bubbles off my tongue into the air

 

[bluealf]

I can turn my eye lids inside out

 

[gaz76]

I can talk octopus but only on Wednesday afternoons

 

[Nellies left peg]

Within seconds of my penis entering a woman's vagina, I can make her cum

Sadly, I've never had the opportunity to prove it

She’s not orgasming she’s deflating:-)

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

i can ejaculate and urinate at the same time.


try it...
make sure your bladder is seriously full to bursting.
knock one out and just as you come start pissing.

 

[dickie davies]

I can blow bubbles off my tongue into the air

Michael Jackson could do that