Anyone with a wife they just don’t like?

I love mine so much that if I got home one day and she had just died (unexpectedly, of course) then I would deffo do her one more time - (have to be in the last few hours, of course... I'm not an animal!).
If you get there late it might be worth turning the heat up and waiting for rigamortis to subside.
 
I love mine so much that if I got home one day and she had just died (unexpectedly, of course) then I would deffo do her one more time - (have to be in the last few hours, of course... I'm not an animal!).
Come round to mine and give my wife one
It's like fucking a corpse, so would be good practice
 

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