Anyone with a wife they just don’t like?

[east2]

Has the OP really been married four times? He’s level with George Galloway. One in front of Jeremy Corbyn.

I think he has a fetish for wedding cake…

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

This one’s hanging by a thread! That’s me done I think. They just don’t agree with me.

I get the impression you have got a few quid, isn't this wife thing getting to be an expensive hobby though? It's not like you can just have them put to sleep, they get to leave in a strop with half your stuff surely?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

He has and one hated him so much, she turned gay

In fairness, H became a lesbian weeks after telling me she didn’t want a relationship after all. She was MySpace Bisexual but I always knew there was something wrong.

If Elton John, Oscar Wilde, Gareth Thomas and numerous others can all marry women then it clearly happens the other way round too.

 

[Kinkybyname]

If you get there late it might be worth turning the heat up and waiting for rigamortis to subside.

good point but a bit of resistance adds to the frisson

 

[Kinkybyname]

Come round to mine and give my wife one
It's like fucking a corpse, so would be good practice

harsh

 

[Phil1]

10th time lucky? Sure there’s one out there somewhere…

 

[Barcon]

He has and one hated him so much, she turned gay

She didn’t even like being gay. It was just better than staying

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Thats ya lot.

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Looks like the auction room on Taken.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apart from me?

Not me.

 

[yeseye]

Can’t live with em…..












..Can’t Kill em!