Then your 'ahem' friend is obviously Mrs Satan and enjoys giving the prince of darkness a good rimming.
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Apart from sprouts, what is the most rubbish food ever?
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Saddleworth2
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Butternut squash risotto with gorgonzola cheese and pine nuts - a Tom Kitchin special.Rice puddin/risotto.
Both are Satans ass slurry, and anyone who likes them is a twat.
I'm a twat clearly :-)
I threw up a cucumber sandwich when I was 12. Never took the demonic substance again.Cucumber, food of the devil
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liver cooked right is food of the gods.Sprouts (not the over-boiled sloppy version) are fantastic. Try them cut up and fried (still firm) with cream/bacon bits. Every single family member who’s had them this way has been converted. Amazing taste.
Liver is the devils food though.
No. Sounds bad to me.Butternut squash risotto with gorgonzola cheese and pine nuts - a Tom Kitchin special.
I'm a twat clearly :-)
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I was just thinking yesterday of Monsieur Mangetout (aka Michel Lotito) who had a very unusual appetite.
Some of the things he ate over his lifetime:
45 door hinges
18 bicycles
15 shopping carts
7 TV sets
6 chandeliers
2 beds
1 pair of skis
1 computer
1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
1 waterbed (full of water)
500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
1 coffin (with handles)
1 Guinness award plaque
Assorted razors and bolts
Died at 57 the stupid tw@t. The most unusual there to me is the waterbed WITH water. I assume he decanted the liquid into another container and just didn't gulp it down after the first bite.
Moral of the story, have a balanced diet and eat what's good for you. The only things I avoid 100% are mussels and prawns and things like that.
Some of the things he ate over his lifetime:
45 door hinges
18 bicycles
15 shopping carts
7 TV sets
6 chandeliers
2 beds
1 pair of skis
1 computer
1 Cessna 150 light aircraft
1 waterbed (full of water)
500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once
1 coffin (with handles)
1 Guinness award plaque
Assorted razors and bolts
Died at 57 the stupid tw@t. The most unusual there to me is the waterbed WITH water. I assume he decanted the liquid into another container and just didn't gulp it down after the first bite.
Moral of the story, have a balanced diet and eat what's good for you. The only things I avoid 100% are mussels and prawns and things like that.
You forgot about the cyanide.throw in a dead seal and Blumenthal would produce a main course from those ingredients
Saddleworth2
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its lovely washed down with a chilled sauvignon blancNo. Sounds bad to me.
kaz7
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Soup, mayonaisse
Vomits at the thought of either one
Vomits at the thought of either one
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What about cold coffee? Not the fancy latte/cappuccino/mocha stuff; your regular Nescafe instant stuff? I actually don't mind it. Not when it's been left for a couple of days and has that white film on top, but if it's been left standing for or five hours, I can drink that, no problem.What if you like cold rice pudding straight out of the tin…. Asking for a friend!
By the way; I know tea isn't a food, but you can include that on the list of rubbish "foods".