Two Gun Bob
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Turn it inside out in front of them to remonstrate your displeasure!
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Are We Desperate to be Miserable?
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Mr Kobayashi
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He is better on his tv show in the mornings but he doesnt half ask moronic trolling questions
Well you know that is the point of the format Kaz.
It’s like asking the cast of loose women to discuss the papers on BBC news.
Shame there is no studio audience anymore.
Who the fuck do you think you are, coming on here with your sunny fucking disposition.Doesn’t matter what your life situation is; if you’re not happy, you’re seriously doing life wrong and you need to change your ways before you’re dead and it’s too fucking late!
There was a homeless fella who used to sit outside M&S in Alty until he unfortunately died from Covid earlier this year. He was a nice down-to-Earth fella who you could have a chat with about anything. I used to park my bike up next to where he sat and he’d keep an eye on it for me so I’d go and buy him something to eat+drink from somewhere as a thank you.
His life must have been fucking shit. He always used to mention how cold it was in the Winter, so all you moaning bastards saying how you won’t be able to have the heating on much this Winter but will still have a roof over your heads and can nip to the airing cupboard where you’ve had a blanket warming up for a few hours fucking think on…
He was a happier bloke than half the people you come across day-to-day across society.
Every **** needs to stop being so fucking miserable and stop fucking moaning. We’re all going to be fucking dead soon, life is short, very short, so fucking make the most of it and enjoy it while we’re alive. “But…” “but…”… no, no fucking “but”s… get out of fucking bed, turn the fucking News off, get outside and enjoy life!
I’m off to the pub tonight. A mate’s Sister has taken it over, done it up, and another mate is doing a bit of an acoustic gig in there.
I’m alive and healthy… do I have a lot of money, no not at all, but fuck it… going to enjoy the night, happy days!
Do you fucking want some you cheery ****.
;-)
Tuearts right boot
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I love miserable people on a face to face basis. I take the piss and that cheers me, not them, up.
If people stopped reading the news, got off the Internet, and went for a walk they'd be instantly happier in a week.
But that requires moving and leaving the comfort of being a miserable ****.
All under the spell of the looking glass.
If you're spending your free time looking at videos of the Ukraine war and hanging on every word Martin Lewis says, you're in for a fucking shit time in that head of yours.
People need to eat better, sleep better, move more, and find hobbies and interests. People have really forgotten the basic fundamentals of living a happy life.
But that requires moving and leaving the comfort of being a miserable ****.
All under the spell of the looking glass.
If you're spending your free time looking at videos of the Ukraine war and hanging on every word Martin Lewis says, you're in for a fucking shit time in that head of yours.
People need to eat better, sleep better, move more, and find hobbies and interests. People have really forgotten the basic fundamentals of living a happy life.
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How about I cheer us all up with an offering from the lovely miss grogan?Right, can all you miserable buggers please leave my Fred now.
OK, that's me, the psychedelic bloke and two others left. Oh yeh and a guy from Oz that lives in high rise on some council estate.
You're welcome.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Did they buy your drinks all night ?@PPT Bang on. I was sat in the village pub last night talking to them about growing their own hops, to put in their micro brewery to sell in their local pub.
They were far happier than posters on here !
malg
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You sound like a right miserable ****.Doesn’t matter what your life situation is; if you’re not happy, you’re seriously doing life wrong and you need to change your ways before you’re dead and it’s too fucking late!
There was a homeless fella who used to sit outside M&S in Alty until he unfortunately died from Covid earlier this year. He was a nice down-to-Earth fella who you could have a chat with about anything. I used to park my bike up next to where he sat and he’d keep an eye on it for me so I’d go and buy him something to eat+drink from somewhere as a thank you.
His life must have been fucking shit. He always used to mention how cold it was in the Winter, so all you moaning bastards saying how you won’t be able to have the heating on much this Winter but will still have a roof over your heads and can nip to the airing cupboard where you’ve had a blanket warming up for a few hours fucking think on…
He was a happier bloke than half the people you come across day-to-day across society.
Every **** needs to stop being so fucking miserable and stop fucking moaning. We’re all going to be fucking dead soon, life is short, very short, so fucking make the most of it and enjoy it while we’re alive. “But…” “but…”… no, no fucking “but”s… get out of fucking bed, turn the fucking News off, get outside and enjoy life!
I’m off to the pub tonight. A mate’s Sister has taken it over, done it up, and another mate is doing a bit of an acoustic gig in there.
I’m alive and healthy… do I have a lot of money, no not at all, but fuck it… going to enjoy the night, happy days!
No, I left at 9.Did they buy your drinks all night ?