Aren't (some) women mental?

Cheers Gaz :)

Pige you've got a good un there mate. You know it.

You also know the secret that all men know and women will never find out (because even when they hear it they dont believe its true)......there are times when a guy has to say sorry even when he's got absolutely nothing to apologize for.
 
Lucky Toma said:
Cheers Gaz :)

Pige you've got a good un there mate. You know it.

You also know the secret that all men know and women will never find out (because even when they hear it they dont believe its true)......there are times when a guy has to say sorry even when he's got absolutely nothing to apologize for.
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No probs Lucky!
At the end of the day Pige..I always have in the back of my mind (when my misses is being mental) that I'm not going through anything that every other bloke in the world goes through from time to time!
Just do what I do..go to Sainsburys and buy her some chocolate! (works everytime!)
 
Perhaps she'd rather be talking shit about weddings in the pub with Paula. After all, who'd prefer to be in the house than in the pub;-)

Mind you, I don't understand all this non-talking rubbish that some women indulge in.
 
Can i just say to all involved in this thread that it's been one of the best bellyaches i've had reading a this.

Fuck me Lucky, if anyones monicker was the opposite of their relationship it's you mate. She needs sectioning!!! Not a psychiatric nurse is she by any chance? No offence to any psychiatric nurses present but the one's i've ever met have always been 'headstrong' shall we say.
 
Women should be sectioned. I've been with a girl who proposed to me after meeting her that night. Q girl whose kids called me dad after a week yet she didn't find anything wrong with it.

I was with a girl who booked me and her flights to Mexico after a week (on the pretense we try for a baby when we get back). One ex wanted to see who was better in bed between her and her sister because they had a bet they were better than eachother.

My current girlfriend has ran me over and broken my nose but I think its best to stay with her BECAUSE she is a psycho. I wouldn't want to think what would happen if I left. Im thinking i have Stockholm syndrome where I'm the hostage. Women are a special breed which us as men will never understand. Look at Stephen hawking, a modern day Einstein and even he stays with a woman who has smacked him (or maybe coz he can't run away).
 
I once told my pregnant wife that she was being lazy because she wouldn't do anything.

She cracked me round the back of the head with her slippers!

Mental...
 
philinho said:
I once told my pregnant wife that she was being lazy because she wouldn't do anything.

She cracked me round the back of the head with her slippers!

Mental...
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Shame you didn't take a pic, you could have put the photo in the slippers thread.

Just a thought!
 
crizack said:
Women should be sectioned. I've been with a girl who proposed to me after meeting her that night. Q girl whose kids called me dad after a week yet she didn't find anything wrong with it.

I was with a girl who booked me and her flights to Mexico after a week (on the pretense we try for a baby when we get back). One ex wanted to see who was better in bed between her and her sister because they had a bet they were better than eachother.

My current girlfriend has ran me over and broken my nose but I think its best to stay with her BECAUSE she is a psycho. I wouldn't want to think what would happen if I left. Im thinking i have Stockholm syndrome where I'm the hostage. Women are a special breed which us as men will never understand. Look at Stephen hawking, a modern day Einstein and even he stays with a woman who has smacked him (or maybe coz he can't run away).
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Did you take up the offer from your ex to see who was better between her and the sister?

Love the Stockholm Syndrome comparison mate. Proper pissing myself here!
 
Maybe it'd have been better had you said

Me: Its ok babe, I could tell you needed it. Oh, on Friday when we go to Lee and Paula's. me and Lee are going to whip out to the Legion for an hour. Do you mind?

That way your asking her a question where if she's not happy with it she can give you an answer. Of course you might not think you need her blessing to go out for an hour or so but it's always nice just to ask anyway and that way if she's not happy with it she'll more than likely say so and it won't end up with her storming out with no reason at all why she wasn't happy with you going out
 
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