Armed !?

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Too heavy and a bastard to swing.

Catch someone right with it though and they will be smarting off the carpet burn!

 

[ballbag]

Catch someone right with it though and they will be smarting off the carpet burn!

A tack!!!

 

[idahoblues]

My cock

Is it loaded?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The baseball bats are 'dotted around the house' are they hidden ? If not what happens when you leap out if bed to find they are armed with your baseball bats ?

Put a mitt on and join in.... der

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I’ve got something, put it this way any one of these lowlife nonces come into my house will be dealt with severely they will never walk again

 

[citizen_maine]

But what about the carpet ?

you need something to roll the body up in

 

[Meatbag]

3D Maglite torch. Wouldn’t fancy a wallop with it.

 

[MCFC_ Phil]

Someone mention cock

You need some pics, but I'm not posting lol.

 

[bluethrunthru]

After reading what happened to Cancelo do you sleep with something close at hand to defend your family ?

I have a baseball bat under my side of the bed.

Nope - I live in a nice safe place - only disturbed an intruder in the garage and one in the kitchen in the last 20 years.......maybe I am being silly

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

I think if anyone breaks into you're homely abode you have the right to take them out no questions asked!

ALEXA Please call an ambulance I've just killed someone