Armed !?

[bluebaja]

I do Border Morris so have a large collection of Blackthorn sticks. I have one three footer which is filled with lead at one end. Always keep it in the bedroom, not sure what I would do with it but a clout from that bugger would make your ears ring...

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I have a medium sized wooden baseball bat next to my bed.

Small enough that I’d be able to give it a good swing without belting the wall or the ceiling as part of the swing, but dense and heavy enough that it was cause some proper damage to someone’s knee caps or wrists.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Yeah. Got burgled last year. Police wouldn't come to investigate or check for prints or anything and asked if I had any cctv, etc. Took that as the green light to fight crime myself. Got a cctv set up, couple of baseball bats dotted round the house. Snooker balls in footy socks in the drawer next to the bed. Can of petrol ready too (I will burn the fuckers feet off). I'm genuinely upset that nobody has been back to try again since.

Alright Kevin

 

[Deleted member 77198]

If anyone came to rob my house looking for money, I say hang on I’ll put my trousers on and give you a hand!



Yes, I do have things for self defence, but can’t tell you what, as it may be incriminating!

 

[Blue Mist]

6 iron

I can go one better

Steam iron

 

[doots]

Bottle of bleach, squirt the fuckers in the eyes, job done.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Been robbed once as a kid, living in a halfway house with my then gf, by a just let out jail bird. Done it when we were out. I was 19 and he was 40+. My thoughts were about her safety, so we moved out a few days later.

The next time someone tried it was 'name' on the estate, I was seeing a woman on, a few years later. I was there more often than not, so I might as well have lived with her.

His door went in as that first guy taught me a lesson in life.

Bearing in mind I didn't think about consequences too much back then, but I get triggered when someone close to me is threatened.

Other people are always the ones who I worry about more than myself.

I live alone and I’d worry more about my Mother worrying about me getting burgled, than worrying about getting burgled itself.

 

[Blue Mist]

Bottle of bleach, squirt the fuckers in the eyes, job done.

But what about the carpet ?

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

I’ve got something, put it this way any one of these lowlife nonces come into my house will be dealt with severely they will never walk again

 

[doots]

But what about the carpet ?

Too heavy and a bastard to swing.