Semper aggressus
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Armed !?
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eastmanc
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You’re not from Liverpool are you Kaz?Hammer and a stanley knife right next to my bed , always a risk as they could be turned on me of course
stonerblue
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Patterdale terrier on end of bed.
mancityvstoke
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love staffys...........soft gets....until you cross them!Years ago a bloke who lived in a council flat got so fed up of people breaking down his front door so he 'wired up' the door. He got a stiff sentence for GBH at Manchester Crown Court.
I've got a very protective Staffie to give nasty shocks to uninvited visitors.
crazyg
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I used to have goldfish. Nobody ever broke in so it must have been effective.
I now have an 18 inch crowbar by the side of the bed. It could do some serious damage if I could lift it up.
I now have an 18 inch crowbar by the side of the bed. It could do some serious damage if I could lift it up.
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Bastard!I think if anyone breaks into you're homely abode you have the right to take them out no questions asked!
ALEXA Please call an ambulance I've just killed someone
I read that out loud, and now I have the armed response squad and two ambulances outside!
mancityvstoke
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In Longsight all you'd get would be a crime reference number.......Bastard!
I read that out loud, and now I have the armed response squad and two ambulances outside!
DrBlueBob
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Not much of a pet though.I used to have goldfish. Nobody ever broke in so it must have been effective.
I now have an 18 inch crowbar by the side of the bed. It could do some serious damage if I could lift it up.
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To be fair, it was Friday when @j.cbluelongsight posted it, so 4 days response is pretty good in Wales!In Longsight all you'd get would be a crime reference number.......
GaudinoMotors
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I just thought you were into DIY.Hammer and a stanley knife right next to my bed , always a risk as they could be turned on me of course