Armed !?

[Betterdeedthan red]

One look at my misses in the middle of the night.
The poor fuckers would run a mile

 

[remember arthur mann]

The missus......

 

[bluevillain]

Pussers diving knife, Fairbairn Sykes knife and a decent CO2 air pistol.

 

[Barcon]

I always thought I would just pull my underpants drawer out of the bedside table and smack them across the face with that.

 

[sky tot]

Hammer and a stanley knife right next to my bed , always a risk as they could be turned on me of course

Try a sharp saw, very difficult to take it off you without cutting themselves

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

My cock

Saturday night special.

 

[Bigga]

Been robbed once as a kid, living in a halfway house with my then gf, by a just let out jail bird. Done it when we were out. I was 19 and he was 40+. My thoughts were about her safety, so we moved out a few days later.

The next time someone tried it was 'name' on the estate, I was seeing a woman on, a few years later. I was there more often than not, so I might as well have lived with her.

His door went in as that first guy taught me a lesson in life.

Bearing in mind I didn't think about consequences too much back then, but I get triggered when someone close to me is threatened.

 

[bluemoon32]

Cricket bat.

If you're English i'll take my chances, you'd miss me by a mile

 

[kaz7]

Try a sharp saw, very difficult to take it off you without cutting themselves

I have one of them, good idea

 

[Summerbuzz]

Anyone who wakes me up in the middle of the night is in for a pretty rough time of it. One half Victor Meldrew, one half Gerard Butler.