arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat

[Blue Mist]

Sod it I'll join in.......... This is a cat astrophe.

 

[Aphex]

Seeing as I hate cats, getting rammed by a man-size dog is OK with me.

 

[yeseye]

Nicky Weaver.

 

[Cellarite]

Possibly the ultimate bluemoon thread;

* A pun paradise
* A possibility of popcorn cat being used in context
* The lefties shouting about the perverts rights
* The nutjobs saying he should be neutered
* Using "pussy" as a double entendre
* The animal lovers getting all emotional
* A kangaroo court being played out

It should go into the classics in anticipation of what could happen.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I once had sex with a girl who was dressed as a cat.

I wasn't dressed as a dog though.

 

[Davs 19]

I once had sex with a girl who was dressed as a cat.

I wasn't dressed as a dog though.

What were you dressed as ?

 

[mackenzie]

Possibly the ultimate bluemoon thread;

* A pun paradise
* A possibility of popcorn cat being used in context
* The lefties shouting about the perverts rights
* The nutjobs saying he should be neutered
* Using "pussy" as a double entendre
* The animal lovers getting all emotional
* A kangaroo court being played out

It should go into the classics in anticipation of what could happen.

A kangaroo court would be an interesting topic. Particularly if someone has once had sex with a kangaroo.

 

[Ding Dong]

Did he have it doggy style ?

 

[Bill]

I once had sex with a girl who was dressed as a cat.

I wasn't dressed as a dog though.

What were you dressed as ?

maybe not dressed at all.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I once had sex with a girl who was dressed as a cat.

I wasn't dressed as a dog though.

What were you dressed as ?

A man.