Arsenal (A) | Community Shield | Post-match Thread

[Gone for a Burton]

The FA have just announced that the CS Plate Final will be played at an out of town, leaky theme park and tourist distraction next season.

Kick orff will be at 11am.

Manchester City, the current TREBLE WINNERS, will be invited to participate, irrespective of our finishing position, and so will Arse Bottom Tarquins who will probably finish the PL Competition as 'losers' with nothing.....AGAIN !!

PS....Only two sides of the tourist distraction theme park will be open due to vermin infections in one side and large parts of the roof missing in 'tother.

Pre match entertainment will include -

1) An alleged goalkeeper being chipped from the half way line.

2) How to get all 2 of your feet mixed up and miss an open goole,starring Peggy Mount.

3) Guess how far the ball has to be over the line before being disallowed as a goal.

4) How many years before the take over is complete.

and finally.

5) Family time at the Zoo with a lap of laughter to include Bacon Face, Phil the Face,Gargoyle Garry & Steptoe, Ratty, Fatty & Twatty,,Bucket Hat Pat, CowPat and last but not fast Zebra pants and his huge army of 13 Mega Store blockers.

Bee there or Bee square !!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

City should have had a penalty.
Ball came across from a corner Haaland couldn't jump as he was being held, as was another of our players.
Atwell wasn't very good today!

Today ???

Atwell isn't any fucking good - permanently !

 

[Grassland Blue]

Why can`t people just accept that City lost that due to their own downfall.Fuck all to do with Atwell.We couldn`t stop the bastard goal coming from a corner and then the daft twats couldn`t even take decent penalties.
Just accept that we were at fault.

City should have had a penalty.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Was Rice playing

£105 mill pudding....

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Your manager is a ****.

harsh, he did give buzzer a huge hug at the start tbf

 

[oakiecokie]

City should have had a penalty.

I have to be honest and say I don`t remember that ? Perhaps its when I went for a pee ?

 

[Zinchilla]

Obvs disappointed we didn’t win, but it was Interesting to see the current state of both teams and the reaction to what is essentially a pre-season friendly. Arsenal looked like they were at full pelt - and all they can do is try to limit us, rather than attacking. We are not ready yet obviously, but even not at full gas, still looked comfortable.

I think it bodes well for the season. Arsenal will find the impact of the champions league challenging and playing with their level of inexperienced emotion must be draining. With no Euro football, Chelsea may end up being dangerous.

 

[uwerosler28]

Just to remind you all we have won 5 out of the last 6 premier leagues , regardless of how we performed in the community sheald after each title win.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Just to remind you all we have won 5 out of the last 6 premier leagues , regardless of how we performed in the community sheald after each title win.

But the Charity Sheild is such an important trophy ...............................if you are likely to win fuck all else when it really matters .

 

[deegee33]

City should have had a penalty.
Ball came across from a corner Haaland couldn't jump as he was being held, as was another of our players.
Atwell wasn't very good today!

Webb thought Atwell was in mid-season form.