Arsenal fans complaining we "bought a title" at work

[Joga Bonito]

A couple annoying Arsenal fans (I use that term loosely) have decided to focus their attention on City and complaining teams like City, Chelsea, and Madrid "buy" their titles and don't deserve them, so I had to spent my entire day explaining how much the scum have spent over the years, but I didn't want much stuff on the Arse...anyone know some come-backs for them?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

When did they last win anything?

 

[Spiros]

Shoot them.

 

[Soulboy]

List all the players they had signed when they last won trophies...

Henry, Petit, Vieira, Reyes, the guy from Everton for £10m, Ljungberg, and many others... they spent fucking loads!

 

[more lazy than useless]

Arsenal bought some good players in the past (Viera era) and won things. Stopped buying and won nothing.
Now they have a few quid again the club have quietened down on the 'developing youth' and are mentioning maybe buying some players.
Your friends have selective memories.

 

[cleavers]

When did they last win anything?

More importantly when did we last win anything ?

How can we have "bought a title", when we have won f**k all for 34 years ?

 

[Soulboy]

Just work out the cost of these players... absolute millions.

No. Position Player
1 GK Jens Lehmann
3 DF Ashley Cole
4 MF Patrick Vieira (captain)
7 MF Robert Pirès
8 MF Fredrik Ljungberg
9 FW José Antonio Reyes
10 FW Dennis Bergkamp
11 FW Robin van Persie
12 DF Lauren
14 FW Thierry Henry
15 MF Cesc Fàbregas
16 MF Mathieu Flamini
17 MF Edu
18 DF Pascal Cygan
19 MF Gilberto Silva
20 DF Philippe Senderos
22 DF Gaël Clichy
23 DF Sol Campbell
24 GK Manuel Almunia
27 DF Emmanuel Eboué
28 DF Kolo Touré
30 FW Jérémie Aliadière
31 DF Justin Hoyte
34 MF Patrick Cregg
35 DF Johan Djourou
39 MF Sebastian Larsson
42 FW Quincy Owusu-Abeyie
46 FW Daniel Karbassiyoon

 

[Joga Bonito]

Arsenal bought some good players in the past (Viera era) and won things. Stopped buying and won nothing.
Now they have a few quid again the club have quietened down on the 'developing youth' and are mentioning maybe buying some players.
Your friends have selective memories.

Just work out the cost of these players... absolute millions.

No. Position Player
1 GK Jens Lehmann
3 DF Ashley Cole
4 MF Patrick Vieira (captain)
7 MF Robert Pirès
8 MF Fredrik Ljungberg
9 FW José Antonio Reyes
10 FW Dennis Bergkamp
11 FW Robin van Persie
12 DF Lauren
14 FW Thierry Henry
15 MF Cesc Fàbregas
16 MF Mathieu Flamini
17 MF Edu
18 DF Pascal Cygan
19 MF Gilberto Silva
20 DF Philippe Senderos
22 DF Gaël Clichy
23 DF Sol Campbell
24 GK Manuel Almunia
27 DF Emmanuel Eboué
28 DF Kolo Touré
30 FW Jérémie Aliadière
31 DF Justin Hoyte
34 MF Patrick Cregg
35 DF Johan Djourou
39 MF Sebastian Larsson
42 FW Quincy Owusu-Abeyie
46 FW Daniel Karbassiyoon

Good points.

 

[waspish]

Arsenal fans complaining we "bought a title" at work

Look at the all times Spenders since the premier and I think Arsenal are in the top 8

 

[bluevengence]

You know when the missus starts talking a load of bollox when you are watching football on tv
and you block it out into a background noise....just do the same with these jealous cnuts