Arsenal Thread | 2024/25

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A few years ago, a Littlewoods fan, who really is an imbecile, when it comes to football, came out with the "No istree?" shit.

I pointed out to him that City won the FA Cup, the League Cup and a European trophy before his lot did.

The next time he saw me, he said he’d looked up what I’d told him, and I was right.

"I know I am," was my only response.


Yeah but apart from that what "Istree" have we got mate ?

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Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

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A few years ago, a Littlewoods fan, who really is an imbecile, when it comes to football, came out with the "No istree?" shit.

I pointed out to him that City won the FA Cup, the League Cup and a European trophy before his lot did.

The next time he saw me, he said he’d looked up what I’d told him, and I was right.

"I know I am," was my only response.
Wonders never cease a red scousers admitting someone was right..
 
Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

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Some people shouldn't be allowed on the internet. You're one of them.
 
Premier league looking into the celebrations now. After the goals, apparently looking to punish players if they do what Lewis Skelly did.

Some of the celebrations have been very funny [and] entertaining but there's a line," said the Premier League's chief football officer, Tony Scholes; "Once it crosses over into mockery or criticism, then we would need to deal with it," he added
 
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Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

.
Drugs are never the answer
Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

.
Drugs are never the answer, stick to beer.
 
Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

.
No fuckin chance Cockernee.
 
Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

.

Sad bastard
 
Despite our differences I'm sure every City fan will be cheering on Arsenal against those shithouses Newcastle tonight.

City fans will be packed into Mary D's tonight, bellowing 'Nooorrrfff Laaanndaaannn Forevvveerrr' before kick off, with nary a dry eye in the house. Nothing will ever replace the love they have for their beloved team in blue, but all City fans have a second team, those magnificent men in red, the Mighty Arsenal.

Whenever one of the brave soldiers in red hits the deck after a brutal assault from those thugs in black and white, all blues will be imploring the referee to check on the wellbeing of the wounded Arsenal player. 'Please be okay, Dear God please protect him' wail the South Stand faithful. 'God bless Arsenal'.

And God will indeed bless Arsenal, because God is of course an Arsenal fan, fashioning the team in His own image

All across Manchester, small boys in their Sky Blue shirts will ask 'Daddy, one day can I get an Arsenal shirt?'.

'Not yet son. Not until you're a man. But when that day comes, when you've proven yourself to be the head of the house, to navigate the family through any strife life throws at it, then that day you'll be worthy of the red shirt'.

'I promise I'll study hard at school, I'll play lots of sports and eat only the healthiest food and then that day will come when I can wear the cannon proudly on my breast. That day will come won't it Daddy?'

'I hope so son. I hope so'.

COYG!

.
Someone needs to check your hard drive.
 
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