BlueHammer85
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Would you cut someones hair if they had headlice ?
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Ask a barber anything :)
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nijinsky's fetlocks
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Lancet Fluke said:Oohvonkyvonky said:Have you ever accidently cut someones throat?
And would that be a case of barbicide?
It's a cutthroat business,mate.
And this would definitely be a job for the Sweeney (Todd).
Oohvonkyvonky
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How much money do you declare to the tax man as a percentage to real actual income?
nijinsky's fetlocks
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ello_jo said:I assumed i would come on and have one question not three pages! I will answer now let me look back and answer!
Get on with it then,you alcoholic,bald,gay paedophile.
Markt85: I have to assume you go to a bad barbers or they have finished ur haircut u dont say anything about it being wrong so they assume its what u wanted and do it again next time.
mcfc2112: Hair goes straight in the bin, unless there is a bp oil leak and they need as much shit as possible to block it up. Seriously though, just goes in the bin, u could happily root through our bins and make as many cushions as u want for free.
boyblue: I can not find a reason for that. Better value for money i suppose.
Losblue: U must just be a good looking guy if your barber comes on to u, dont blame the rest of the barbeing poulation for ur talent to attract gay attention.
bwtac: Main topic of conversation in our barbers, city. Bollocks?
Lancet fluke: not got a clue!
Barcon: Why do u leave ur forearms so wide of ur body? I make a thing of keeping as much distance as possible because I know what you mean, safety first and took your arms in as far as possible. Or where forearm guards like in cricket when you go for your haircut.
Oohvonkyvonky: Not accidentally.
The ball bag question: Just standard price if your willing to get your ball bag out in a shop full of men. Have to question whos the gayest then though, barber or customer.
Markt85: I like your interest! Erm, if started yes but gotta let them know so they can do something about it. Normally you can see if they have them before u start, so just quietly tell them or parent and they can go get them sorted before coming back.
Ooohvonkyvonky: Are u a taxman?
mcfc2112: Hair goes straight in the bin, unless there is a bp oil leak and they need as much shit as possible to block it up. Seriously though, just goes in the bin, u could happily root through our bins and make as many cushions as u want for free.
boyblue: I can not find a reason for that. Better value for money i suppose.
Losblue: U must just be a good looking guy if your barber comes on to u, dont blame the rest of the barbeing poulation for ur talent to attract gay attention.
bwtac: Main topic of conversation in our barbers, city. Bollocks?
Lancet fluke: not got a clue!
Barcon: Why do u leave ur forearms so wide of ur body? I make a thing of keeping as much distance as possible because I know what you mean, safety first and took your arms in as far as possible. Or where forearm guards like in cricket when you go for your haircut.
Oohvonkyvonky: Not accidentally.
The ball bag question: Just standard price if your willing to get your ball bag out in a shop full of men. Have to question whos the gayest then though, barber or customer.
Markt85: I like your interest! Erm, if started yes but gotta let them know so they can do something about it. Normally you can see if they have them before u start, so just quietly tell them or parent and they can go get them sorted before coming back.
Ooohvonkyvonky: Are u a taxman?
Lancet Fluke
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ello_jo said:Lancet fluke: not got a clue!
I waited all that time for that? I am deeply unimpressed.
The correct answer is that a graduated bob has deeper layers. Just in case you get asked the same question again.
mcfc2112
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Where do you get your hair cut, and why shouldn't I go to them instead of you?
Lancet Fluke said:ello_jo said:Lancet fluke: not got a clue!
I waited all that time for that? I am deeply unimpressed.
The correct answer is that a graduated bob has deeper layers. Just in case you get asked the same question again.
Im sorry to dissapoint, its what us barbers do :) genuinely the first time Ive ever been asked a question of that nature. Quite a serious one, was unexpected!
-- Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:29 pm --
I work in a barbers, I get my haircut any time I want. If you was to go to them instead of me u would still be coming into the barbers where I work. I can't really sell myself haha u just have to jump on the chair and find out how i am at cutting by the end result I guess.mcfc2112 said:Where do you get your hair cut, and why shouldn't I go to them instead of you?
I do not rub my balls on your forearm though and have a tender touch!
LongsightM13
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Been on holiday this year?
Got anything planned for the weekend?
(See how you like it....)
Got anything planned for the weekend?
(See how you like it....)