Ask a barber anything :)

Longsight: Barbers ask about your holiday when they have fuck all else to talk about. I only ask when its august and the majority of people say yes and love to talk about it cause they're excited, otherwise they tend to bring it up themselves. I ask if people are going out saturday night on saturdays because usually thats why they are having their wig cut.
My convo tends to start with, did u watch the football this weekend? U watching the football this weekend? And every bloke likes to talk about football.

Gaudinho: We don't charge £7 for a one all over and if u had super long hair and wanted a one all over I would easily do it for £3. The joy of just shaving off a mop would be worth losing the extra £2.

Tueartsboots: None, places that usually do that tend to charge a little extra to. Although at my dads theres a few who come in and bring in a few bottles for the wait and it aint a problem.

boyblue: At your own risk yes, solicitors close to us so we would have to get a few documents drawn up and signed first but ye, no problem.

joemercersway: Im that good I can do this and cut at the same. not really, im just rich from being a barber so can afford to hire someone to type every word i say :)

Bimbobob: Yes i feel it is manly to have a crap haircut also! but people want to pay me to cut their hair so ive got no problem! Im sure half the england rugby team go to a barbers and I wouldnt call them camp :)

boyblue: A dead wasp, thats the easiest question ive been asked!
 
ello_jo said:
Gaudinho: We don't charge £7 for a one all over and if u had super long hair and wanted a one all over I would easily do it for £3. The joy of just shaving off a mop would be worth losing the extra £2.


Are you in financial difficulty, by any chance?
 
mcfc2112 said:
ello_jo said:
Gaudinho: We don't charge £7 for a one all over and if u had super long hair and wanted a one all over I would easily do it for £3. The joy of just shaving off a mop would be worth losing the extra £2.


Are you in financial difficulty, by any chance?
You tend to ignore first few words of all the sentances you read?
Basically that was an algebra question for u to work out how much we charged for a one all over and u my mathematical genius, failed. £5
 
where is your shop ?

and i honestly dont think you can compete with my sexy size 6 girl that cuts mine !!
 
mekonmcfc said:
where is your shop ?

and i honestly dont think you can compete with my sexy size 6 girl that cuts mine !!
Im gonna keep my barbers confidential lol I know some of the customers come on here!
And to be fair I would probably go and pay for my hair cut if I had a sexy girl working local to me. And can she cut hair?<br /><br />-- Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm --<br /><br />
Maintainin said:
ello_jo : You got any funny tales of players or celebs that have been in ya gaff ?
Cant say I have pal, tommy docherty comes in and slates united which is rather funny. He wanted tickets for a game and they sent him a bill for them with it and he now can't stand them, fergie gets a good slating off him as well.

A guy once came in when it was rammed and showed my dad a picture of dale winton and said can u cut it like that, which ended in the guy leaving the shop out of embarassment and never coming back.
 
ello_jo said:
mcfc2112 said:
ello_jo said:
Gaudinho: We don't charge £7 for a one all over and if u had super long hair and wanted a one all over I would easily do it for £3. The joy of just shaving off a mop would be worth losing the extra £2.


Are you in financial difficulty, by any chance?
You tend to ignore first few words of all the sentances you read?
Basically that was an algebra question for u to work out how much we charged for a one all over and u my mathematical genius, failed. £5

Blimey! Maths was never my strong point!

Or reading...
 
ello_jo said:
mekonmcfc said:
where is your shop ?

and i honestly dont think you can compete with my sexy size 6 girl that cuts mine !!
Im gonna keep my barbers confidential lol I know some of the customers come on here!
And to be fair I would probably go and pay for my hair cut if I had a sexy girl working local to me. And can she cut hair?
-- Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm --

Maintainin said:
ello_jo : You got any funny tales of players or celebs that have been in ya gaff ?
Cant say I have pal, tommy docherty comes in and slates united which is rather funny. He wanted tickets for a game and they sent him a bill for them with it and he now can't stand them, fergie gets a good slating off him as well.

A guy once came in when it was rammed and showed my dad a picture of dale winton and said can u cut it like that, which ended in the guy leaving the shop out of embarassment and never coming back.

i come out like ive got alopecia but shes fit as fuck !!!
 
mekonmcfc said:
ello_jo said:
mekonmcfc said:
where is your shop ?

and i honestly dont think you can compete with my sexy size 6 girl that cuts mine !!
Im gonna keep my barbers confidential lol I know some of the customers come on here!
And to be fair I would probably go and pay for my hair cut if I had a sexy girl working local to me. And can she cut hair?
-- Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm --

Maintainin said:
ello_jo : You got any funny tales of players or celebs that have been in ya gaff ?
Cant say I have pal, tommy docherty comes in and slates united which is rather funny. He wanted tickets for a game and they sent him a bill for them with it and he now can't stand them, fergie gets a good slating off him as well.

A guy once came in when it was rammed and showed my dad a picture of dale winton and said can u cut it like that, which ended in the guy leaving the shop out of embarassment and never coming back.

i come out like ive got alopecia but shes fit as fuck !!!
Actually made me laugh out loud that. Does she spend a while pampering u?

Im suprised no ones asked me how old I am, people think im a middle aged fat man dont they.
 

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