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Fashion is what I wear - not necessarily what other people wear!Correct!
Attire of the fashion-absent.
Fashion is what I wear - not necessarily what other people wear!Correct!
Attire of the fashion-absent.
Needn't be middle nor old age, M. Shouldn't let other folk decide what yer should wear 'cos they don't like what you'd choose. Anyway, Mrs Ewing has always been my 'style guru' so 'fashion' isn't something I would entertain with a flying fuck!Surely one of the great things about middle / old age is you don't have to worry about looking a **** anymore?
Mate who used to come on the Lad's holiday abroad was nicknamed "pensioner legs" first time anyone had seen him in shorts, he was only mid 30's.I wouldn’t put an age on it. But men with very chunky (fat) calves should avoid shorts at ANY age. Even worse when they wear shorts with flip flops….you look like cunts.
Furthermore, the only place flip flops should be worn is around the house or at the pool/beach. No one wants to see your manky feet down the pub. Put them away.
Split my shorts climbing over a barranca on a golf course in Spain, was in the clubhouse when the young waitress came to get our order, mate nudged me. Looked down and my underpants were showing through my split with a glimpse of a bollock on show, embarrassed to fuck.when your balls start hanging down to the knees, would be a good time!
I wear shorts as often as I can.
I look good in any clothes ( but not womens ) as I have always retained my boyish good looks and physique.
Very wise words mateIf you keep yourself in good nick, you should be able to wear shorts (trainers, slim fit or tapered jeans, vests…) in your 70s and 80s.
The key to everything in life is to never ever let yourself slide!
Never stop exercising, never become a slob, never stop eating well, never start eating shite, never give up on being healthy.
The only thing that stops old people being able to have the body of a man in their 20s is giving up on being healthy too early in life meaning their bodies are fucked.