rickmcfc
Well-Known Member
If anyone ever broke into my house they would be met with either the baseball bat, or the samurai sword which are both kept right next to my bed. I wouldnt even hestitate to use either of them. After i had twatted the cunts around the head with the bat, i would throw oneof them out of the 3rd floor window onto the pavement 30ft below, hopefully landing head first, with the inside of their lowlife, shitty brains, spewing out onto the tarmac below. I would ring the police, and after explaining that one of them is dead outside, they would be round within minutes. I would say that they threatened to rape my Fiancee, and kill us both if i didnt hand them everything over. I then grabbed the bat and one of the silly fuckers jumped straight through the window, and fell to his death. His mate tried to kill me (with whatever weapon he had) and i protected myself. All that would happen, my word against their word (well one of them anyway as the other will have had a funeral and be in a box by then) and i was simply protecting myselfm my fiancee and our property.