Autoeroticasphyxiation

[Pigeonho]

What I don't get it, especially with Hutchence, is that if you're wadded and know you can have a fuck with any woman you want, or near enough any woman, why the fuck would you dangle off the rafters with a belt round your neck having a wank, alone?!!!

No expert in this but apparently there's a certain moment when you are choking which gives you 'the pleasure' which is the kink. But it's all about timing and there's a fine line in getting wrong and right.

After shagging Kylie and that dog Paula Yates, he must have just thought 'fuck it, i'll do this instead'.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

What?

Only time I do that is when the Mrs gives me a Dutch Oven.

I think I'm a bit more niaive than I thought.

dave, i really don't want to ruin your innocence.

think happy things mate.

Don't worry, aphex, it's important.

What advice would you give to any other budding strangle wankers out there?

 

[1_barry_conlon]

dave, i really don't want to ruin your innocence.

think happy things mate.

Don't worry, aphex, it's important.

What advice would you give to any other budding strangle wankers out there?

Put some plastic sheeting down Dave. Just in case it goes wrong as you don't want to leave a shitty/jizzy mess for the ambulance crew and cops when they come round to cut you down do you. Have some decorum mate.


This could head for the classic threads in time!!!

 

[Anonymous]

dave, i really don't want to ruin your innocence.

think happy things mate.

Don't worry, aphex, it's important.

What advice would you give to any other budding strangle wankers out there?

probably the best advice i can give is, like me, have a flunky on hand to 'revive' you.

or a family member or something

 

[Pigeonho]

Whats the orange and fruits reference all about?

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

I wouldn't advise it....not after last time...

Smashing one out whilst having a Kwik Save bag over your head isn't the future!!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Whats the orange and fruits reference all about?

I wondered this too. I thought the orange went in the mouth.

m27 in the other thread claimed it went up the jacksi.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I wouldn't advise it....not after last time...

Smashing one out whilst having a Kwik Save bag over your head isn't the future!!

Tell us what happened Tim.

It's important to ensure we educate on this thread.

I thik we're doing well so far.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I wouldn't advise it....not after last time...

Smashing one out whilst having a Kwik Save bag over your head isn't the future!!

Certainly not when you do it in the aisle at Kwik Save it isn't.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Whats the orange and fruits reference all about?

I wondered this too. I thought the orange went in the mouth.

m27 in the other thread claimed it went up the jacksi.

In the mouth, invokes a gagging reflex, apparently....