Awkward Situations

Markt85 said:
why am i enjoying this thread so much ?

anyway Mike, go out and get yourself a bird. stop trying to tap up your brother's meat. its not on

And, your brothers 17, shes 18, I can only assume she's a slag so in 6 weeks when she is done with your brother you can get balls deep into your brothers swimmers, your potential niece or nephew, whilst they are still swimming round this birds love ridge!!
 
Pigeonho said:
jacko8684 said:
the speed fingering reply was by far the most useful mike, next time your in an awkward situation, just start gunning them furiously!!
The funniest reply was the one who said he would have spat at Mike and the bird. HAhahahahahaha. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So would gunning furiously and spitting as well be acceptable? Therefore multi tasking and impressing the fuck out of em!
 
Bluemoon115 said:
Mikem93 said:
Sometimes you need the wisdom of bluemoon to see it how it is
Actually, scratch that, worst case scenario, YOU get spit roasted!

Abort the plan...
so whats the best case scenario, a threesome with his brother?!
 

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