Awkward Situations

Pigeonho said:
My mate came round with his bird last night. It was clear they had the horn so in my devilish state of mind, I Mike93'd the fuckers!
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pmslaomlffsibibn......
pissed myself laughing all over my laptop for fuck sake i bet its broke now (for all you peeps not down with abbreviations!)
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I got Mike 93'd to fuck last night, one minute she was nursing my semi the next we were watching Family Guy.
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PMSL this thread has made this mornin fly by in work cheers blues, especially mikem93!
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I got Mike 93'd to fuck last night, one minute she was nursing my semi the next we were watching Family Guy.
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Stop it gents,lol... im getting funny looks now at work as i continuously piss mysides at the replies on this thread. im gonna have to leave it for a bit and come back when im more composed... this thread has really made me laugh this afternoon.<br /><br />-- Fri May 06, 2011 2:27 pm --<br /><br />
Markt85 said:
Where is the young cock blocker anyway ?
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Doing his thang!

(unknowingly blocking blue hen cubes)
 
Markt85 said:
Where is the young cock blocker anyway ?
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He's out making sure his brother doesn't get a blowie i imagine

either that or he's just 93in his way round the food court sitting with couples who look like there having a good time
 
Mikem93 said:
So my step brother has brought his girlfriend round for the first time and I went and met everyone in Weatherspoons after I finished work where we all had a chat and a laugh was all good. We came back home as my mum and step dad have got work in the morning and I've got a driving test although I only had one as they were all about to go before I turned up.

On way home I decided to go KFC so everyone got home before me and when I got in my step brother was in the conservatory with his girlfriend setting up a DvD and then went out for a bit and everyone else went to bed so it was just me and his missus, we ended started chatting and having a laugh as it was that or just sit with awkward silence. She's a nice girl and we were getting on pretty well, I got a text from my mum saying my step brother was in the front room and was in a mood so could I send his missus in, we kept chatting as we were in the middle of a conversation and I couldn't really just say he was sulking in front room, go talk to him.

About 10 minutes later he came into conservatory sat down, turned the T.V off as it wasn't playing anything and just sat there on the floor while me and his gf were talking, I tried including him in the conversation and so did she but we kept getting one word arsey answers. I tried making jokes about it getting a bit awkward and he was saying stuff like 'you can leave if you want, theres more rooms in the house.' eventually he goes 'right I'll leave then' and walked into front room slamming the door behind him. So I said to her that she's probably best off going to see whats up and then she disappeared for a while and I was just left on my own so I took my shoes off and put them away which is next to the front room so I popped in and he was still in a bad mood, making it really awkward as he was only giving one word answers again, usually either yes or no.

He put family guy on TV but ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of an awkward silence with him and his gf on their phones and me on my laptop typing this up, then he got up and walked away to the conservatory and me and his gf started talking again but neither of us can figure out why he is acting like this but we have a lot in common and he's being an arse so its not too bad.
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Please tell me this isn't what virgins get up to
 
Zin 'messiah' Zimmer said:
Mikem93 said:
So my step brother has brought his girlfriend round for the first time and I went and met everyone in Weatherspoons after I finished work where we all had a chat and a laugh was all good. We came back home as my mum and step dad have got work in the morning and I've got a driving test although I only had one as they were all about to go before I turned up.

On way home I decided to go KFC so everyone got home before me and when I got in my step brother was in the conservatory with his girlfriend setting up a DvD and then went out for a bit and everyone else went to bed so it was just me and his missus, we ended started chatting and having a laugh as it was that or just sit with awkward silence. She's a nice girl and we were getting on pretty well, I got a text from my mum saying my step brother was in the front room and was in a mood so could I send his missus in, we kept chatting as we were in the middle of a conversation and I couldn't really just say he was sulking in front room, go talk to him.

About 10 minutes later he came into conservatory sat down, turned the T.V off as it wasn't playing anything and just sat there on the floor while me and his gf were talking, I tried including him in the conversation and so did she but we kept getting one word arsey answers. I tried making jokes about it getting a bit awkward and he was saying stuff like 'you can leave if you want, theres more rooms in the house.' eventually he goes 'right I'll leave then' and walked into front room slamming the door behind him. So I said to her that she's probably best off going to see whats up and then she disappeared for a while and I was just left on my own so I took my shoes off and put them away which is next to the front room so I popped in and he was still in a bad mood, making it really awkward as he was only giving one word answers again, usually either yes or no.

He put family guy on TV but ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of an awkward silence with him and his gf on their phones and me on my laptop typing this up, then he got up and walked away to the conservatory and me and his gf started talking again but neither of us can figure out why he is acting like this but we have a lot in common and he's being an arse so its not too bad.
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Please tell me this isn't what virgins get up to
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Lol Quality reply mate !
 
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