Mikem93
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jacko8684 said:
He is actually from around Stoke area, and so is his bird
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Awkward Situations
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He is actually from around Stoke area, and so is his bird
gaudinho's stolen car
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Mikem93 said:Markt85 said:Where is the young cock blocker anyway ?
I had my driving test, just got back and its gone from 9 to 14 pages.
Was it your driving lesson, or was it your brothers but you sat in the back chatting to the instructor?
Pigeonho
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3D4FxHJ5zU[/youtube]
Timmmmahhhh
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Was it your driving lesson, or was it your brothers but you sat in the back chatting to the instructor?
I've just let a bit of wee out!!
-- Fri May 06, 2011 4:21 pm --
I remember the first time I was well and truly Mikem93'd, my mates tend to be quite favourable as wing men usually, but on this occassion no help what so ever.
I was in Zante, about 8 years ago, talking to 3 girls, two were fit and the other was a munter, I was 19/20 and on a lads holiday, I wasn't fussy about either 3.
Anyway, after a good 30 minutes of banter (which is potentially a lot of wasted time on a lads holiday) one of my mates bowled over and uttered the words "Has Tim told you he shit himself last night?", all I could see was dust as the birds were on there toes, well except the fat one who was waddling away but I wasn't about to shout her back.
The worst part was, I hadn't shit myself. Wasn't even a subtle Mikem93, very effective tho!!
c4lv3rt
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Timmmmahhhh said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Was it your driving lesson, or was it your brothers but you sat in the back chatting to the instructor?
I've just let a bit of wee out!!
-- Fri May 06, 2011 4:21 pm --
I remember the first time I was well and truly Mikem93'd, my mates tend to be quite favourable as wing men usually, but on this occassion no help what so ever.
I was in Zante, about 8 years ago, talking to 3 girls, two were fit and the other was a munter, I was 19/20 and on a lads holiday, I wasn't fussy about either 3.
Anyway, after a good 30 minutes of banter (which is potentially a lot of wasted time on a lads holiday) one of my mates bowled over and uttered the words "Has Tim told you he shit himself last night?", all I could see was dust as the birds were on there toes, well except the fat one who was waddling away but I wasn't about to shout her back.
The worst part was, I hadn't shit myself. Wasn't even a subtle Mikem93, very effective tho!!
PMSL this is too funny.
BlueHammer85
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We've all had the Mikem93's ruining our big chance. just one of those things in life you have to accept.
jacko8684
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awesome read
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one of the funniest things I've ever read lmao
stonerblue
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Mikem93 said:So my step brother has brought his girlfriend round for the first time and I went and met everyone in Weatherspoons after I finished work where we all had a chat and a laugh was all good. We came back home as my mum and step dad have got work in the morning and I've got a driving test although I only had one as they were all about to go before I turned up.
On way home I decided to go KFC so everyone got home before me and when I got in my step brother was in the conservatory with his girlfriend setting up a DvD and then went out for a bit and everyone else went to bed so it was just me and his missus, we ended started chatting and having a laugh as it was that or just sit with awkward silence. She's a nice girl and we were getting on pretty well, I got a text from my mum saying my step brother was in the front room and was in a mood so could I send his missus in, we kept chatting as we were in the middle of a conversation and I couldn't really just say he was sulking in front room, go talk to him.
About 10 minutes later he came into conservatory sat down, turned the T.V off as it wasn't playing anything and just sat there on the floor while me and his gf were talking, I tried including him in the conversation and so did she but we kept getting one word arsey answers. I tried making jokes about it getting a bit awkward and he was saying stuff like 'you can leave if you want, theres more rooms in the house.' eventually he goes 'right I'll leave then' and walked into front room slamming the door behind him. So I said to her that she's probably best off going to see whats up and then she disappeared for a while and I was just left on my own so I took my shoes off and put them away which is next to the front room so I popped in and he was still in a bad mood, making it really awkward as he was only giving one word answers again, usually either yes or no.
He put family guy on TV but ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of an awkward silence with him and his gf on their phones and me on my laptop typing this up, then he got up and walked away to the conservatory and me and his gf started talking again but neither of us can figure out why he is acting like this but we have a lot in common and he's being an arse so its not too bad.
Quite possibly the most boring post ever to surface on Bluemoon.
Love_Each_Day
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stonerblue said:Mikem93 said:So my step brother has brought his girlfriend round for the first time and I went and met everyone in Weatherspoons after I finished work where we all had a chat and a laugh was all good. We came back home as my mum and step dad have got work in the morning and I've got a driving test although I only had one as they were all about to go before I turned up.
On way home I decided to go KFC so everyone got home before me and when I got in my step brother was in the conservatory with his girlfriend setting up a DvD and then went out for a bit and everyone else went to bed so it was just me and his missus, we ended started chatting and having a laugh as it was that or just sit with awkward silence. She's a nice girl and we were getting on pretty well, I got a text from my mum saying my step brother was in the front room and was in a mood so could I send his missus in, we kept chatting as we were in the middle of a conversation and I couldn't really just say he was sulking in front room, go talk to him.
About 10 minutes later he came into conservatory sat down, turned the T.V off as it wasn't playing anything and just sat there on the floor while me and his gf were talking, I tried including him in the conversation and so did she but we kept getting one word arsey answers. I tried making jokes about it getting a bit awkward and he was saying stuff like 'you can leave if you want, theres more rooms in the house.' eventually he goes 'right I'll leave then' and walked into front room slamming the door behind him. So I said to her that she's probably best off going to see whats up and then she disappeared for a while and I was just left on my own so I took my shoes off and put them away which is next to the front room so I popped in and he was still in a bad mood, making it really awkward as he was only giving one word answers again, usually either yes or no.
He put family guy on TV but ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of an awkward silence with him and his gf on their phones and me on my laptop typing this up, then he got up and walked away to the conservatory and me and his gf started talking again but neither of us can figure out why he is acting like this but we have a lot in common and he's being an arse so its not too bad.
Quite possibly the most boring post ever to surface on Bluemoon.
Agreed, not even the responses can save this one unfortunately.