Awkward Situations

Mikem93 said:
Freestyler said:
Just like everyone else, i was waiting for the bit where you say she pounced on you and yer desperately wanted to smash her back doors in.

I know, I've disappointed many a bluemooner with the lack of a decent ending

unless that's part 2 upcoming this week, you never know! ;)
 
Sounds to me like you're a cock blocker, the fact you don't recognise this suggests you'll repeat offend again and again until someone explains the concept to you or beats you to death.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Sounds to me like you're a cock blocker, the fact you don't recognise this suggests you'll repeat offend again and again until someone explains the concept to you or beats you to death.

Cock blocker ? I've never cock blocked in my life
 
Mikem93 said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
Sounds to me like you're a cock blocker, the fact you don't recognise this suggests you'll repeat offend again and again until someone explains the concept to you or beats you to death.

Cock blocker ? I've never cock blocked in my life

The correct thing to do in that situation is get home and go to bed, or at least go to another room and keep a low profile. Instead you sat with the girl talking to her thus preventing your brother from groping her.

At no point have I ever been alone with a girl and thought, 'wish my brother was here, that'd be nice'.

You fucked up.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Mikem93 said:
Cock blocker ? I've never cock blocked in my life

The correct thing to do in that situation is get home and go to bed, or at least go to another room and keep a low profile. Instead you sat with the girl talking to her thus preventing your brother from groping her.

At no point have I ever been alone with a girl and thought, 'wish my brother was here, that'd be nice'.

You fucked up.

Right I might have made a wrong move going into the front room, but he was sat there not talking to her, on his phone with family guy on when I went in. Not exactly prevented him from getting balls deep lol
 
Mikem93 said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
The correct thing to do in that situation is get home and go to bed, or at least go to another room and keep a low profile. Instead you sat with the girl talking to her thus preventing your brother from groping her.

At no point have I ever been alone with a girl and thought, 'wish my brother was here, that'd be nice'.

You fucked up.

Right I might have made a wrong move going into the front room, but he was sat there not talking to her, on his phone with family guy on when I went in. Not exactly prevented him from getting balls deep lol

You being there prevented anything from happening. Perhaps they were having a little bent 'lovers tiff' or something? You shouldn't have been there though.

I would have spat at you and the girl.
 

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