Joycee Banercheck
Well-Known Member
Bear walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager........................and a packet of crisps"
"Why the long pause?"
"To catch fish with"
Man goes in a pub with a giraffe. Buys 7 pints for the giraffe. Giraffe drinks them all and collapses pissed on the floor.
Man decides to make a shatp exit.
Barman shouts "Oy! You can't leave that lying there!"
"It's not a lion" shouts the man, "It's a giraffe."
Two monkeys in a bath
One says "oooh oooh aah aah ooh ooh"
The other one says, "Yeah it is rather hot".
Paddy and Murphy are walkin down the road when Paddy picks up a piece of dogshit and says to Murphy, "Look what I nearly stood in"
"Why the long pause?"
"To catch fish with"
Man goes in a pub with a giraffe. Buys 7 pints for the giraffe. Giraffe drinks them all and collapses pissed on the floor.
Man decides to make a shatp exit.
Barman shouts "Oy! You can't leave that lying there!"
"It's not a lion" shouts the man, "It's a giraffe."
Two monkeys in a bath
One says "oooh oooh aah aah ooh ooh"
The other one says, "Yeah it is rather hot".
Paddy and Murphy are walkin down the road when Paddy picks up a piece of dogshit and says to Murphy, "Look what I nearly stood in"