Bad news for w*nkers

[BimboBob]

Did your "session" turn her into a cat lesbian mate?

No mate. She's been married 4 times now. Trying to find someone as good as me. Hard ask as I'm gorgeous as you well know.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I dated a dancer from Cats once. We filmed a "session". She looked as expected, lithe, nice arse, beautiful with spunk on her tits...I on the other hand, even in my fit 20's, looked like I was having a heart attack. VHS tape long gone.

You had spunk on your tits ?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

You bummed Mr Mistoffelees.

Fucking wrong un.

Nah, it was probably Rum Tum Tugger.

 

[mat]

You had spunk on your tits ?

They were bigger