Bad news for w*nkers

[Tuearts right boot]

I did a paper round in the early 70's, the highlight was Playboy tucked into a Customer's paper on Wednesday's (I think), was intrigued by the photo's as a young teenager. Those staples were often strategically placed.

Not Playboy, that was the Beezer.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Somebody tried it with me. I said, "Go ahead, tell your friends". They had a screenshot of me looking like a serial killer hiding in a bush.

Who’s bush was it? Must’ve been the 70s

 

[BimboBob]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

I dated a dancer from Cats once. We filmed a "session". She looked as expected, lithe, nice arse, beautiful with spunk on her tits...I on the other hand, even in my fit 20's, looked like I was having a heart attack. VHS tape long gone.

 

[mat]

I prefer using a dead rodent website.

 

[mat]

I dated a dancer from Cats once. We filmed a "session". She looked as expected, lithe, nice arse, beautiful with spunk on her tits...I on the other hand, even in my fit 20's, looked like I was having a heart attack. VHS tape long gone.

You bummed Mr Mistoffelees.

Fucking wrong un.

 

[dadnlad]

You're just a food wrong un perve

Would have been good if it was sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup

you cant beat a Canadian breakfast

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Righto : /

 

[mat]

What's this aboot eh?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I dated a dancer from Cats once. We filmed a "session". She looked as expected, lithe, nice arse, beautiful with spunk on her tits...I on the other hand, even in my fit 20's, looked like I was having a heart attack. VHS tape long gone.

Did your "session" turn her into a cat lesbian mate?

 

[city saint]

8 minutes including fore play lmao!

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