Bad news for w*nkers

[idahoblues]

It was indeed horrific. And I'll never search 'monster breakfast porn' again pal!

6 minutes of food foreplay of watching a fat bird chomping away on a plate full of eggs bacon sausage back pudding beans tomatoes n' slice of fried bread. And 2 minutes watching a monster throwing an extra sausage up a ginnel.

I'm mentally scared now: /

Would have been good if it was sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup

 

[Barcon]

Would have been good if it was sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup

With a side of steel cut oats and butter chicken.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Would have been good if it was sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup

You're just a food wrong un pervert.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

With a side of steel cut oats and butter chicken.

Don't you fuckin' start; )

 

[Barcon]

Don't you fuckin' start; )

Maybe a nice korma.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe a nice korma.

Korma comedian.

 

[Bill Walker]

Would have been good if it was sausage, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup

n.. grits ?

 

[idahoblues]

n.. grits ?

Yup, I can do the grits

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

I’ve seen the video.
It’s called,
“Wally quick shot plays with the stiffs”
I only clicked on it as I thought it would be about football!

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

What on earth did you do for the remaining 7 minutes..?? Just interested.

Had a cigarette and ate a pizza maybe