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dennishasdoneit

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bgblue said:
he just seems to fit in. cant quite put my finger on why just yet..

He,s a perfect fit at the crazy world of Manchester City Football Club.
Only team to have a player score 6 goals in a cup tie and still end up on the losing side.
3nil up at Maine road against bournemouth,needing a win to go up...3-3 at full time...
100 goals in a season..also let in 100 and get relegated..
only team to have a player score in both nets at a cup final..
only team with a 100% record against Barcelona.
we sign the Futcher twins from Luton Town and find out their both shit..
We sign Francis from Forest for a million,go top at xmas,can,t afford his wages,sell him and go down the next year..
we employ Phil Neal as manager..
we lose to Brentford midweek in a cup tie before smashing utd 5-1 at the weekend..
we lose at Ipswich at the height of the inflatable craze,but the talking point is a scrap between Frankenstien and a paddling pool on the away terrace.
yaya toure the" defensive" midfielder-11 goals last season..
Roberto the" defensive" italian boss-7 goals past Burnley on their own ground.





oh he fits in all right...
 

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dennishasdoneit said:
bgblue said:
he just seems to fit in. cant quite put my finger on why just yet..

He,s a perfect fit at the crazy world of Manchester City Football Club.
Only team to have a player score 6 goals in a cup tie and still end up on the losing side.
3nil up at Maine road against bournemouth,needing a win to go up...3-3 at full time...
100 goals in a season..also let in 100 and get relegated..
only team to have a player score in both nets at a cup final..
only team with a 100% record against Barcelona.
we sign the Futcher twins from Luton Town and find out their both shit..
We sign Francis from Forest for a million,go top at xmas,can,t afford his wages,sell him and go down the next year..
we employ Phil Neal as manager..
we lose to Brentford midweek in a cup tie before smashing utd 5-1 at the weekend..
we lose at Ipswich at the height of the inflatable craze,but the talking point is a scrap between Frankenstien and a paddling pool on the away terrace.
yaya toure the" defensive" midfielder-11 goals last season..
Roberto the" defensive" italian boss-7 goals past Burnley on their own ground.





oh he fits in all right...

Point of order, we didn't get relegated that season , we finish 5th or 6th I think. ;-)

Oh and don't forget Billy Meredith wandering round the pitch in every match with a toothpick stuck out of his mouth. Can you imagine the reaction if Mario did something like that?
 

dennishasdoneit

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Nelly's Left Foot said:
Would love to see as long a list that shows him as a top footballer rather than a top clown.

3 italian titles
italian domestic cups
italy centre forward
european young player of the season
fa cup winners medal
man of the match fa cup final

at the age of 20 thats quite a medal haul. a medal haul of a top footballer. teams don,t win titles by carrying players ,he,s played his part in inter and our achievements. a top footballer.
 

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Oh and don't forget Billy Meredith wandering round the pitch in every match with a toothpick stuck out of his mouth. Can you imagine the reaction if Mario did something like that?


You know of course why the Boy from Chirk used the toothpick? The training staff at City told him chewing tobacco was bad for his health, but he still needed something to fidget with orally so they suggested a toothpick. Getting accidentally smacked or kicked in the face with a foreign object in yer gob surely cannot be recommended, can it?
 

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