Balotelli Facts:

[The Twigg]

Baltotelli fought the law and won

 

[Blue Mist]

Balotelli is an anagram of Table lilo which says it all.

 

[Stillsy]

balotelli's nob is so long when he shags a bird it comes back out of her mouth

FACT

 

[Scottyboi]

Ballotelli split coleens spleen fact.

 

[The Twigg]

Unlike Dettol Balotelli kills 100% of germs

 

[mikeireland100]

Mansour got excited when he heard Balotelli was coming to watch City v Chelsea

 

[bugsyblue]

Balotteli once played in two football matches at the same time. One was in Italy and the other was in Wales.

 

[Muzza]

Morphius gave Balotteli the choice of the red pill or the blue pill, Balotteli took both and roundhouse kicked him. No one makes Balotteli choose.

 

[auction294]

Balotelli predicted the EuroMillions winning number whilst he was an embryo in his mothers womb

 

[glen quagmire]

Balotelli is pissed off at, using his name to rip off one of the best threads on this site!

There is only 1 glauber berti!