Balotelli Song (Attempt 2)

[Tragic meat van guy]

As posted on another thread, unfortunatley to the tune of "follow"

Balo Balo Balo,

Balotelli he smashes in goals,

He's from Sicily, loves the blue of city,

Balotelli is super Mario

 

[Jimma]

i thought mine is tops.

To the tune of super mario bros dungeon theme (that level with them firepits, steel walls, skeleton turtles, etc.)

Mario--mario--mario!.....

Mario--mario--mario!...

Mario--mario--mario!...

Mario--Mario--mario!...

Simple and easy to follow.

this one?
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[Groke]

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to the tune of Maria by Blondie..

Ma-ri-o he's from Inter...

need help with the rest lads

 

[Gelsons Dad]

super mario
super mario
super mario
super balotelli


to the tune of skip to my lou

 

[Groke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOG7LEyUJ0

to the tune of Maria by Blondie..

Ma-ri-o he's from Inter...

need help with the rest lads

Ma-ri-o he's from Inter
Ma-ri-o he's gonna kill yer

 

[JWP1926]

i saw a man the other day
he scored a goal for man city
i asked a friend whats his name
he said balotelli and he's better than wayne

balotelli
balotelli
he goes by the name of balotelli

 

[GStar]

SInce this thread is full of some of the worst attempts at player songs ever, i'm quite happy to add my monstrosity.

To the tune of Bad Boys (naturally)

Balo-telli
Whatcha gona do,
Whatcha gone do when he scores against you
Balo-telli.

 

[stehorts]

Re-worded version of an old boro song for Ravanelli to the tune of Macarena:

We've got a striker turns defenders legs to jelly
Six foot three and his name is Balotelli
Scores great goals and they're always on the Telly
Oh Balotelli!

Wheres my coat gone?

 

[Tragic meat van guy]

To the tune of motorhead, the ace of spades:
Ahem,

he'll rip your chuffing legs off and then he''ll shag your mam,

he'll punch your uncle in the lung, cos he's balo-telli

(crowd pogo and shout angrily whilst waving shoes in the air for approx 7 seconds)

he's mates with Andy Grey, makes no differance what you say,

His gardens free of weeds, so fuck off Gary Speed
BALO-TELLI, BALO-TELLI

(crowd continue to pogo whilst indescriminatly lashing out at anyone withing reach intersperced with biting your own forearm, eyes bulging in the general direction of away fans)

repeat x 4

This will be a hit, i assure you, the dippers wont know what hit em monday night

 

[Gelsons Dad]

To the tune of motorhead, the ace of spades:
Ahem,

he'll rip your chuffing legs off and then he''ll shag your mam,

he'll punch your uncle in the lung, cos he's balo-telli

(crowd pogo and shout angrily whilst waving shoes in the air for approx 7 seconds)

he's mates with Andy Grey, makes no differance what you say,

His gardens free of weeds, so fuck off Gary Speed
BALO-TELLI, BALO-TELLI

(crowd continue to pogo whilst indescriminatly lashing out at anyone withing reach intersperced with biting your own forearm, eyes bulging in the general direction of away fans)

repeat x 4

This will be a hit, i assure you, the dippers wont know what hit em monday night

I've just spilled my tea!

Very good!!!!