Balotelli Song (Attempt 2)

[billydog]

to the tune of bat of hell meatloaf THE FANS ARE SINGING WITH ANTICIPATION
ALL AROUND EASTLANDS TONIGHT
THERE'S A MAN IN THE SHADOWS WITH A GLINT IN HIS EYE
AND HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK SHITE
WITH THE YAYA, TEVEZ AND ADEBAYOUR
MILNER AND SILVA TOO
SUPER MARIO BALOTELLI WILL MAKE MINCEMEAT OUTTA YOU

LIKE A BAT-O-TELLI
LIKE A BAT-O-TELLI

might need a bit of work on it!!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

ok this is the song me and my mate made up just now, not sure if any of it rhymes because i am fairly pissed,you wont know the tune because i made it up. when you read out the words in the brackets its like singing the AND STRETFORD part in we all follow man city over land and sea.


and a 1 2 3 go

BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND IS HARDER THAN YA DAD(ON STERIODS)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE LOVES HIS TAGLIATELLE (WITH CHIPS)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HIS IDOL IS DEL PIERO (NOT LEE BRADBURY)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE HATES GARY NEVILLE (RAG B*****D)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE IS FROM ITALY.

what do you guys think. cant see it being as popular as bluemoon but you never know.
haha

 

[Tragic meat van guy]

ok this is the song me and my mate made up just now, not sure if any of it rhymes because i am fairly pissed,you wont know the tune because i made it up. when you read out the words in the brackets its like singing the AND STRETFORD part in we all follow man city over land and sea.


and a 1 2 3 go

BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND IS HARDER THAN YA DAD(ON STERIODS)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE LOVES HIS TAGLIATELLE (WITH CHIPS)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HIS IDOL IS DEL PIERO (NOT LEE BRADBURY)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE HATES GARY NEVILLE (RAG B*****D)
BALO-TELI PLAYS FOR CITY AND HE IS FROM ITALY.

what do you guys think. cant see it being as popular as bluemoon but you never know.
haha

pure genuis

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

to football crazy

ba-lo-telli
he's fuckin mad

he's blessed with a talent
he's genious that lad


thoughts?

 

[Benarbia’s Backheel]

Super Mario
Super Mario
Super Mario
Super Balotelli!

 

[keemcfc]

We've got two great players,
They really look the same!
It's very very usefull,
To our football game!

One plays as a forward,
One plays at the back!
They're both 6 foot tall,
And very very black!

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

One for thursday

If you're watching Balotelli on the telly you're a ****
If you're watching Balotelli on the telly you're a ****

Repeat

Not related to super Mario but if Tiramasu don't bring many on Thursday 'you came in a caravan' deserves an airing instead of the traditional 'you came in a minibus'

 

[BobbyLazarus]

To the tune of "The famous man utd went to rome to se the pope"

Manchester City went to Milan on the rob
Asked for a Brazilian but sneaked off with Uncle Bob
He grabbed Balotelli in the real Italian Job
Roberto got Super Mario

He wears Dolce and Gabbana
Eats balti pies with no sultanas
Snaps at yer heels like a pirahna
He shoots, he scores, he nuts the floor
Super Mario


... I was bored

 

[dannybcity]

We've got two great players,
They really look the same!
It's very very usefull,
To our football game!

One plays as a forward,
One plays at the back!
They're both 6 foot tall,
And very very black!

The best by far!! Very funny.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

It has to just be the theme from original Super Mario Bros, would be funny as anything just to have 40,000 people singing that tune