Balotelli Song (Attempt 2)

[Tragic meat van guy]

To the tune of motorhead, the ace of spades:
Ahem,

he'll rip your chuffing legs off and then he''ll shag your mam,

he'll punch your uncle in the lung, cos he's balo-telli

(crowd pogo and shout angrily whilst waving shoes in the air for approx 7 seconds)

he's mates with Andy Grey, makes no differance what you say,

His gardens free of weeds, so fuck off Gary Speed
BALO-TELLI, BALO-TELLI

(crowd continue to pogo whilst indescriminatly lashing out at anyone withing reach intersperced with biting your own forearm, eyes bulging in the general direction of away fans)

repeat x 4

This will be a hit, i assure you, the dippers wont know what hit em monday night

I've just spilled my tea!

Very good!!!!

I can see this really taking off.
you can start it off gelsons dad, i'll be right behind you

about 200 yards behind you ;)

 

[City_Gentleman]

Easy to remember and catchy?

Tune, Adams Family.

He couldn't look much glummer,
We thought he was a plumber
We signed him in the summer,
He's Super Mario

He's name is Balotelli
hes harder than ned kelly
hes always on the telly
hes super mario
de de de de
de de de de

Gentlemen,

This is excellent. It needed two verses at least....and you've done it. Start with verse 2 as verse 1 and it's a winner. Stick with it. (For now). Keep plugging it...and one more verse would cap it.


Luvvin it

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Just for the dippers on Monday.

We've got Balotelli
You nicked your fucking telly
Na na na na
Na na na na

 

[sixlashes]

he hits it with some wellie
he knows me aunty nellie
he dosent like her jelly
he,s super mario




coats on

 

[allan harper]

One for thursday

If you're watching Balotelli on the telly you're a ****
If you're watching Balotelli on the telly you're a ****

Repeat

 

[levets]

super mario
super mario
super mario
super mario
super balotelli


to the tune of skip to my lou

Thats the one... has to be!

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

i like mine


~adebayor tune~

HE SHOOTS WITH HIS LEFTTT
HE SHOOTS WITH HIS RIGHTTTTT
OH SUPER MARIO
MAKES SONIC LOOK SHITE

 

[Focusdazz]

I like mine a lot.

Balotelli Balotelli,
Balotelli Balotelli ,
Balotelli Balotelli ,
ohohoh Balotelli ...

Repeat.

to the tune of this @ 21 secs in to the 30 sec..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpitsb4wGM[/youtube]

A thank you

 

[jrb]

Remember the City's going up song?

Well......

Super Mario, Mario
Super Mario
na na na na na na ..........

Super Mario, Mario
Super Mario
na na na na na na ..........

 

[Citizen Green]

Remember the City's going up song?

Well......

Super Mario, Mario
Super Mario
na na na na na na ..........

Super Mario, Mario
Super Mario
na na na na na na ..........

I like it