Balotelli.

[Kinky by name]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

Abi, why (as a member of the press) have I not had an invitation to the conference which is the usual deal around these parts? Thanks.

 

[Dillon]

OI No fucking RED on here!!!!!

Oh snap. Here's some balance.

 

[eddie c 123]

Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!

Bet your Big Phil getting his last laugh.

 

[fbloke]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

 

[Dillon]

Okay, I'm bailing. It's been fun. Someone look after Abi for me.

 

[BlueInBury]

Abi, how does Mario feel about being reunited with his twin brother Micah?

 

[20sbc07]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

Genius lol

 

[Kinky by name]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

easy tiger!

 

[justalittlemoreeffortade]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

I hope it's not the 'Humble' that I will (allegedly) be eatin soon!!!

 

[fbloke]

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

easy tiger!

Have you ever tasted my juicy pie? At a presser of course!

 

[eddie c 123]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

Oh we are Mad trust me. Any way hope your right and please send this message to Mario for me, When you score against Man utd laugh at rooney.

 

[Blue Haze]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

LOL

I'm not believing anything until it's confirmed by Mario's housekeeper in Liverpool.

 

[handy andys rocket]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

burnt balti. why? got any?

 

[abi]

Mario does not have a house keeper in liverpool you fool. His main residence is in Italy but will be looking for a house in England shortly

 

[BlueInBury]

SSN - Breaking News!

Sky Sports sources can confirm that Abi Balotelli lives in Nottingham and always types in pink!

Who'd have thunk it!

 

[fbloke]

Apologies for not having asked already but what type of pie does Mario like?

burnt balti. why? got any?

Give me ten minutes and a blow torch and the answer is yes.

 

[pudge]

Mario does not have a house keeper in liverpool you fool. His main residence is in Italy but will be looking for a house in England shortly

That settles it, you're Clarkie aren't you?

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Mario does not have a house keeper in liverpool you fool. His main residence is in Italy but will be looking for a house in England shortly

Can he not just move in with you?

 

[justalittlemoreeffortade]

Mario does not have a house keeper in liverpool you fool. His main residence is in Italy but will be looking for a house in England shortly

Where is your brother now??

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Your stupid comments continue, i was angry before but now i am finding it funny like my brother, you lot are mad

like i said. blue humour... you need a bit of time to get used to it.

were just having a laugh