Barcelona Thread - 2021/22

[Vienna_70]

This year’s Crisis at Christmas Charity Cause: FC Barcelona.

Can you help? This once elegant lady, admired over the world as the borderless home of the beautiful and the talented, has now fallen on hard times, misused by a succession of scrounging men with a twinkle in their eye and without a moral scruple to bless them self with, has now resorted to begging. It’s too pitiful.

Can you give her what she really needs this Christmas? She really wants Ferran Torres, but those evil money-grabbing parvenus at Manchester City selfishly want him all to themselves. She’ll even meet them half-way, for goodness’ sake.

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FC Barcelona think Ferran is worth £25 million, a full £5 million more than City paid Valencia for him, but like the true footballing philanthropist she is, Barça will compromise at £38m.

You can’t say fairer than that, surely?

If I was Khaldoun, Txiki or whoever is in charge of player sales, I’d tell the Spanish rags to, and I quote, "FUCK OFF!"

 

[citizen_maine]

This year’s Crisis at Christmas Charity Cause: FC Barcelona.

Can you help? This once elegant lady, admired over the world as the borderless home of the beautiful and the talented, has now fallen on hard times, misused by a succession of scrounging men with a twinkle in their eye and without a moral scruple to bless them self with, has now resorted to begging. It’s too pitiful.

Can you give her what she really needs this Christmas? She really wants Ferran Torres, but those evil money-grabbing parvenus at Manchester City selfishly want him all to themselves. She’ll even meet them half-way, for goodness’ sake.

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FC Barcelona think Ferran is worth £25 million, a full £5 million more than City paid Valencia for him, but like the true footballing philanthropist she is, Barça will compromise at £38m.

You can’t say fairer than that, surely?

If they only value him at £25m they won't be too disappointed when they don't get him

 

[bluealf]

Cunts, utter cunts.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Torres has been told that a move to Barcelona is attractive and a good career move. Pep places great weight on attracting intelligent players to City, players who think about the game. He should tell Torres that if he is so stupid as to believe the rubbish Barcelona tell him he's far too stupid to play for City.

 

[mike1923]

Oh dear, what a shame

 

[oakiecokie]

Oh dear, what a shame

... never mind, ah well.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Not sure I misread the champions league table but it looks like they only scored 3 goals in their 6 matches

 

[01cravend]

Not sure I misread the champions league table but it looks like they only scored 3 goals in their 6 matches

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They scored the same amount of goals as Cancelo.

 

[Dobsy]

At the rate they're going they won't qualify for next season's CL so might need to sell rather than buy.

 

[SWP's back]

I do miss that semi-rag Swiss Barca fan on days like this.

oh and fao Garcia, ahahahahahahah.