Beards

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

If you consider growing facial hair to be some kind of Herculean task, then I despair.
Now go and have a shave, you scruffy ****, before you sign the register.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I know a lot of people with beards. They're usually a bit insecure.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

That reminds me I must call Muumy and Daddy to release more equity in to my trust fund

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

That reminds me I must call Muumy and Daddy to release more equity in to my trust fund

Oh don't tell me you have a fucking beard, you khaki-wearing Hoxton trendy ****.
Do any of our moderators have beards?
Apart from Toby?

 

[without a dream]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

If you consider growing facial hair to be some kind of Herculean task, then I despair.
Now go and have a shave, you scruffy ****, before you sign the register.

I would but due to my youthful looks (baby face) without my facial hair I look about 12 and so, if I went to the sex offenders office clean shaven, they'd ask if I wanted to make a complaint about Virgo.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

I agree that they can be quite disgusting.

If I haven't showered for a couple of days I like to twist certain parts of my beard and then give my fingers a sniff the closer to my mouth I get the more interesting the smell and flavour.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

If you consider growing facial hair to be some kind of Herculean task, then I despair.
Now go and have a shave, you scruffy ****, before you sign the register.

I would but due to my youthful looks (baby face) without my facial hair I look about 12 and so, if I went to the sex offenders office clean shaven, they'd ask if I wanted to make a complaint about Virgo.

Fair play - you're a fellow lefty lentil-knitting muesli sniffer, so I'll let you off.
I have pm'd Ric asking him to vet all new posters for any trace of facial detritus, because I have no desire to share a forum with such unhinged, unwashed reprobates.

 

[dazdon]

 

[BlueBearBoots]

do men grow beards because they are lazy and cant be arsed shaving? or do they (amazingly) think it makes them look more attractive?

 

[johnny on the spot]

do men grow beards because they are lazy and cant be arsed shaving? or do they (amazingly) think it makes them look more attractive?

Or because they're in 1910?