Beards

[nelsons willie]

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

2 months in to mine now and loving the warmth it gives on these cold windy days.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

R. I. P

He always was an easy lover.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Unbelievable.
The BBC weatherman has just been on, and he's as bald as a fucking badger and bearded.
Who the fuck gave him a job?
After all the sex scandals, they employ a bald beardy nonce weatherman.
I was all set to crack one out over Eno as well.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Was thinking of growing one for Valentines day, but got put off by the possible 'velcro effect' on the tonight's escapades with Mrs Paphos's 3 cornered wig.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

That reminds me I must call Muumy and Daddy to release more equity in to my trust fund

Oh don't tell me you have a fucking beard, you khaki-wearing Hoxton trendy ****.
Do any of our moderators have beards?
Apart from Toby?

Not so much a beard more facial hair otherwise I look like a 12yr old sex offender

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Rock Hudson and Elton John married theirs.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

do men grow beards because they are lazy and cant be arsed shaving? or do they (amazingly) think it makes them look more attractive?

Started lazy, then decided to tidy it up instead of getting rid.

 

[The Flash]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

Yeah, but it was my bum fluff on there. I tell him to wipe it off post-rimming but he leaves it on there as some sort of trophy.

He's also fashioning a beard of pubes. You can't walk past it in the chalet without him getting over-protective.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Never trust a man with a beard.
Or a woman.
I saw a beardy bloke eating a Scotch egg in the pub once, and it was quite possibly the most vile and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.
They are just horrible, and invariably worn by vagrants, sex offenders or wanker student trendies living off mummy and daddy's trust fund.

The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

Yeah, but it was my bum fluff on there. I tell him to wipe it off post-rimming but he leaves it on there as some sort of trophy.

He's also fashioning a beard of pubes. You can't walk past it in the chalet without him getting over-protective.

That actually made me gag a little bit