Beards

BoyBlue_1985 said:
The Flash said:
without a dream said:
The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.

Yeah, but it was my bum fluff on there. I tell him to wipe it off post-rimming but he leaves it on there as some sort of trophy.

He's also fashioning a beard of pubes. You can't walk past it in the chalet without him getting over-protective.

That actually made me gag a little bit

Not as much as Fetters does if I've forgotten to have a safety-wipe on the day.
 
I am a man of the dark brown haired variety, but I occasionally like to show off my Viking heritage by growing a rather fetching ginger/brown/black beard.

My facial decoration varies in length depending on how arsed I can be. I've just removed my best effort to date. Shaving irritates my skin, so I never go lower than a healthy amount of stubble with the pube trimmer.

I was bearded long before the chaps with funny hats and bags latched on to the idea and will remain so long after they have gone. Allowing the aforementioned true members of the bearded community made up of lazy bastards, tramps, weirdos and sex offenders to once again come together under the bearded umbrella, quite literally in some cases.
 
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The only thing a beard looks good on,is this tit.
 
Mine is now the longest its ever been, think the bad guy from the following and im not far off, Mrs Likes ;0
 
nelsons willie said:
Ah, the great man. God I miss him. He's watching over all of us.
Scratching his face, with bits of breakfast falling out of his beard onto the music sheet he is creating for all the angels hymns
 

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