BoyBlue_1985 said:The Flash said:without a dream said:The words of a man who's never got past bumfluff on his chin.
Yeah, but it was my bum fluff on there. I tell him to wipe it off post-rimming but he leaves it on there as some sort of trophy.
He's also fashioning a beard of pubes. You can't walk past it in the chalet without him getting over-protective.
That actually made me gag a little bit
Not as much as Fetters does if I've forgotten to have a safety-wipe on the day.