Bernard Manning opinons?

[unclebatman]

A fat racist bastard with the timing of a comic genius.

I miss him

This.
Anyone who had the pleasure of meeting this guy know the act was exactly that. An act.
A true gentleman.

RIP Bernard.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Was funny, his son said to him just before he died 'Dad, do you want to be buried or cremated?; Bernard said: 'Surprise me.' Only Bernard would say something fuuny like that.

 

[Scottyboi]

Was he a racist?

Bernard said "I'm not racist. I live in a terraced house. Next door to me there's blacks on one side and pakis on the other. It keeps the flys out of our house"

Judge for yourself.

lmfao thats funny ffs. Some people eh.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Saw BM live about 4 times. 3 at the Embassy, once at Heaton Park Woring Men's Club. Loved the one about him having to share a bed with six brothers/sisters etc as a kid. 4 of them used to piss the bed. His mam asked him which end he'd like to sleep at..................... The fuckin shallow end!

:)

Love him.

 

[Scottyboi]

Saw BM live about 4 times. 3 at the Embassy, once at Heaton Park Woring Men's Club. Loved the one about him having to share a bed with six brothers/sisters etc as a kid. 4 of them used to piss the bed. His mam asked him which end he'd like to sleep at..................... The fuckin shallow end!

:)

Love him.

lmao thats a good one and all.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Saw BM live about 4 times. 3 at the Embassy, once at Heaton Park Woring Men's Club. Loved the one about him having to share a bed with six brothers/sisters etc as a kid. 4 of them used to piss the bed. His mam asked him which end he'd like to sleep at..................... The fuckin shallow end!

:)

Love him.

lmao thats a good one and all.

Then he'd follow it up with 'I learned to swim before I could fuckin walk!'

class! :)

 

[emptypockets]

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[Corky]

Chris Rock gets away with similar stuff.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

He was a comic genius-loved the guy..... Can you imagine of Bernard Manning had done this routine?

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[pissedagain]

hey corky any ideas why chris rock gets off with it but bernards called a racist...oops i m out of here...dont answer, it could be ww3