Bernard Matthews

[ono]

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

...or even a spit roasting,if you have a mate who's a leg man,and she's a game bird.

I was going to post this but you beak me to it.

 

[Fame Monster]

...or even a spit roasting,if you have a mate who's a leg man,and she's a game bird.

I was going to post this but you beak me to it.

He's too swift.

 

[Phuk Tifano]

Songs for his funeral:

Little (Turkey) Drummer Boy
Save The Breast Till Last
On the (Chicken) Wings of Love
Nugget's Gonna Stop Us Now

 

[bluevengence]

Songs for his funeral:

Little (Turkey) Drummer Boy
Save The Breast Till Last
On the (Chicken) Wings of Love
Nugget's Gonna Stop Us Now

Your`e Bootiful

 

[Sue Denim]

Songs for his funeral:

Little (Turkey) Drummer Boy
Save The Breast Till Last
On the (Chicken) Wings of Love
Nugget's Gonna Stop Us Now

It's My Poultry (And I'll Cry If I Want To)

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Mr Crow Jangles

 

[BlueDean]

RIP that man.

He died on his 80th birthday yesterday, the odds of that?!

365-1,apparently.

365-1 he died on his birthday but much higher odds he dies on his 80th birthday

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Some people thought his material was a bit racist but he truly was one of Britain's best ever comedians.

 

[PistonBlue]

Bernard Matthews

Best Before 25/11/2010

 

[Disco]

Does nobody else think its ironic that he died on thanksgiving??












Granted Thanksgiving is celebrated in Americs and he was English but "you know"