manimanc
Well-Known Member
He needs a better contract to pay for that lovely marble kitchen he's getting.
This ain't no B n Q job...
This ain't no B n Q job...
Brewnardo has them dancing on strings. Guard of honour, telling them to try reading a book, posing for a pic next to a coffee machine, dribbling through half their team like a video game. In the palm of his handMy lad has just picked his new squad number for his team, No.20.
He's a massive Bernie fan and knows his coach is a Dipper.
Coach asked why No.20?
Threatening not to let him have it when told.
Said he absolutely hates Bernardo.
If his brilliant football wasn't excuse enough to keep him, knowing how much Bernie gets to the Dippers is a thing of joy.
I often think of that guard of honour and chuckle. All the enthusiasm of a road worker who'd been on the lash the night before, propping himself up on a manual stop/go sign on a hot day. Just a pity he didn't have a fag on the go as well as that cup of tea....Brewnardo has them dancing on strings. Guard of honour, telling them to try reading a book, posing for a pic next to a coffee machine, dribbling through half their team like a video game. In the palm of his hand
Uncanny, I have done the Stop/Go sign gig many years ago and occasionally in the condition you describe!I often think of that guard of honour and chuckle. All the enthusiasm of a road worker who'd been on the lash the night before, propping himself up on a manual stop/go sign on a hot day. Just a pity he didn't have a fag on the go as well as that cup of tea....
They used to switch you about anyway because people understandably get bored and their mind invariably starts to wander. A few near misses caused by that
Or maybe the internet know all's actually know fuck all.I put that down to the fact he is a model professional. It sounds cliche but he is a rare breed in the age of football excess and glamour; just one of the reasons we need to do all we can to keep him.
Well you've been banging on about it for 2 years...Is it every year though? I remember last year, sure. Nothing in January. Don't remember the year before. And this year is a rehash of where last year left off combined with Barcelona fishing a bit. Hardly the 'every year we losten to bernardo complain' situation some make it out to be.
My lad has just picked his new squad number for his team, No.20.
He's a massive Bernie fan and knows his coach is a Dipper.
Coach asked why No.20?
Threatening not to let him have it when told.
Said he absolutely hates Bernardo.
If his brilliant football wasn't excuse enough to keep him, knowing how much Bernie gets to the Dippers is a thing of joy.
He needs a better contract to pay for that lovely marble kitchen he's getting.
This ain't no B n Q job...