Best Alan Partridge Quotes

[BlueMooner87]

I've got the alan Partridge app on my phone, it makes me crack up all day. personal favourites are "OOOOOOOOO Mince" and "I love you...in a way."

i use this a lot and it goes over most peoples head

 

[Freestyler]

bump.

 

[The Beast 111]

DAN

 

[LongLang]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI[/youtube]


class

 

[cyclops]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9S0EYS5EI[/youtube]

 

[BimboBob]

Quality thread...a big thanks to all contributors.You forget how funny he actually was.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Too many to mention and most have been said oh here but my favorite 5(in no order)

God created adam and eve not adam and steve!!
STOP getting Bond wrong!
Jurrasic Park!!
Cashback
DAN!!!

 

[masterwig]

From 3.50 onwards:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_1YQQuUvY[/youtube]

 

[pablus2000]

I have just found an actual alan partridge blazer badge on ebay!
been looking for years.... back of the net!

 

[Cassius Clayson]

"Yess!! It's an extender!!"

"Bat your arse!"

"its' vulcanized rubber... which means it won't perish"

"This could look like some kind of dirty protest"

"In the best chapter in my book I talk about how i gorged on Toblerone whilst driving to Dundee in my bare feet"