Best Alan Partridge Quotes

[masterwig]

Mike, the guy that laughs all the time: 'It's quite nice. Few too many blacks.'

 

[Thanx4Knives]

"You feed beef burgers to swan's"

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

I love the scene over lunch and a half bottle of Blue Nun with the BBC Commissioner and all the programme ideas:

'Arm Wrestling With Chas 'n' Dave'
'Knowing M.E., Knowing You'
'Inner City Sumo'
'Cooking In Prison'
'A Partridge amongst the Pigeons' (What's that?) 'Well, its just a title'
'Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank'
'Monkey Tennis'

Classic scene, ending with the immortal line:

'Smell my Cheese you mother!'

 

[Anonymous]

this is fuckin genius...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb2wB5rv8A[/youtube]

 

[jacko74]

Not a quote but i love it where hes in the house of the "mentalist" and they have to drink out of a gravy boat and a washing powder dispenser!

 

[alanjames24]

Cock piss partridge

COOK, PASS, PARTRIDGE