Best 'frapes' you've seen/done

[Anonymous]

Semasodded? - sodomised by semaphore.

I've flagged this post up to the mods.

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Semasodded? - sodomised by semaphore.

Maglamped? - beaten around the head with a Magic Latern.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ooh, I've just been buttfucked*.

*Fucked up the butt.

 

[stu1]

I personally like a nice cheese and ham frape

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Ooh, I've just been buttfucked*.

*Fucked up the butt.

That doesn't make sense GSC you daft bugger!

 

[bluemooncol]

while i was doing a season in ibiza this lass left hers on so i got a baby scan picture put it as her profile picture put a comment like 'i can't keep it a secret any longer, say hello to baby middleton' then preceded to tag her family in the picture.

 

[LongsightM13]

Well fuck, you guys are just getting lazy now. Left in your hands the beauty of the English language will consist of lolspeak and acroymns.

I'm off for a bit of sled.

Thats sleep in my bed.

The people who do this sort of thing are responsible for Cunning stunts
If only there was a way of shortening that to come up with a new word...

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

while i was doing a season in ibiza this lass left hers on so i got a baby scan picture put it as her profile picture put a comment like 'i can't keep it a secret any longer, say hello to baby middleton' then preceded to tag her family in the picture.

Quality :)

 

[daveduke67]

Just seen one:

Sorry mum I never meant to bum you, it was dark and your pussy was warm and inviting :/

Pmsl, one of the best ones I have ever heard.

Post ones you've heard or ones you've done.

So why did he bum her?

If it the poster was from Chinley it probably wasn't frape.

 

[mammyjam]

i put on my mum's 'time to finally come clean after all these years, i'm a big lesbian and i love minge'

she then put 'ignore that last status my son face raped me'

ffs