Best opening line to a song?

[J.G.Blue.]

Is this the real life? is this just Fantasy?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The Eastern world it is explodin'

 

[Bluesince1979]

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on the sewage farm

 

[jim tolmies perm]

I never thought it would happen with me and a girl from Clapham

 

[york away to this!]

Efficiency and progress is ours once-a more...

 

[Magicpole]

For it’s a grand old team to play for.

 

[Kompany Car]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[Blue Mist]

Date. Surely.

Oh Bimbo, Bhimmmmbo. His daddy died on that day so it's the day he will always remember and anyway, dont pick on me, pick on Whitfield and thingy that wrote it. (Strong)

(And yes I've just checked, you made me.)

 

[Kompany Car]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise that’s there’s nothin’ left.

Or the Amish Paradise version…

As I walk through the fields where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realise she’s very plain.

 

[shevtheblue]

2Pac - Hit 'em up

'I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends, that's why i fucked your woman, you fat motherfucker..'