Best put downs....

[knuckles]

"You are worse than nowt" - thanks wifey!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

“Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mungril woman.”

From Shakespeare's King Lear

 

[Barcon]

You look like you were conceived during anal sex.

 

[Pablo123]

Coming out of Fratton park after being beat by Pompey , one of theirs shouts " You’re fuckin useless City " to which one of ours retorted “ Don’t worry about it we all have bad days , look at your fuckin mother when she had you "

 

[Kinkybyname]

Fuck me, do you only open your mouth to change feet?

 

[Kinkybyname]

you're as numb as a piss-stone

you're as dim as a Toc H lamp

 

[Kinkybyname]

Oh, btw the Samaritans rang back... they said: "Jump, ya ****!"

 

[Kinkybyname]

Why don't you quit while you're behind?

 

[Kinkybyname]

Dignitas have offered to sort you for free

 

[Kinkybyname]

watch you don't stick a fork in your head while you're eating