best thing about living alone?

[Fame Monster]

You can have a wank and actually savour the moment instead of having to clean-up immediately.


LOL
How does the "savouring" display itself?!!!
Do you take photos, leave it to dry & crust up around the house?

Not so much allowing it to crust up, but afterwards you can lie back and really absorb the quality of your work. I do usually light up a cig post-masturbation.

When living with someone, you have to be meticulous. Each time a car passes and you're, to borrow a snooker phrase, 'in amongst the balls', I'm up on my feet peering through the blinds like a sentinel on Gaza strip. That's not even mentioning the arduous task of disposing tissues; they are usually flushed as paranoia dictates that they would evoke suspicion if placed in the bin.

 

[Damocles]

don't be under any allusion

it's just a pipe dream of bill's to actually hold the damn thing.

you are both spot on, at least that "dating in the dark" has took a dip for a bit.

I hate that program with every fibre of my being. Word to the wise mate, the US version has just started and it's even more cringeworthily annoying than ours.

 

[chesterbells]

Not so much allowing it to crust up, but afterwards you can lie back and really absorb the quality of your work. I do usually light up a cig post-masturbation.

When living with someone, you have to be meticulous. Each time a car passes and you're, to borrow a snooker phrase, 'in amongst the balls', I'm up on my feet peering through the blinds like a sentinel on Gaza strip. That's not even mentioning the arduous task of disposing tissues; they are usually flushed as paranoia dictates that they would evoke suspicion if placed in the bin.

Aah, the perils of being a hardcore wanker